Id put the odds this happened at 0.000000000001%It's not impacting Saturday, or the player.
Now if the team was obligated to report anything and didn't -- IF -- then that's stupid. Have to know they are under a microscope.
Rush hour on a weekend? Or did you guys trip out for a couple days?Back in my stoner days a group of us were at the hemp fest at Boston Common. We ran out of our own stuff, and bought hydro of a midget playing bongos. We all started hallucinating, one friend decided to lay down on the red line floor... During rush hour. It is very real
It'd be easier if it wasn't 23 pages, 19 of which have nothing to do with this topic.weeba, Corsi posted that same thing one page ago.
Read the thread, people!
If making dumb jokes about Rex Ryan's foot fetish can get you benched for a series, then I wouldn't at all be shocked to see Jones parked on the bench for the beginning of the KC game.It doesn't affect his playing status for the next 3 games so as far as I'm concerned let's move on to KC.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the Underoos this morningIt'd be easier if it wasn't 23 pages, 19 of which have nothing to do with this topic.
Why would a pharmacist be prescribing anything?Christopher Gasper @cgasper 3m3 minutes ago
I've had this confirmed on Chandler Jones. We're not talking about a drug that was prescribed by a pharmacist or team medical personnel.
Rush hour, he had a hard time making it to the floor but he got there eventually. It was for the rest of the night. Someone thought angel dust but I had no baseline to go by. That was the start of the end for pot for me...until I moved to ColoradoRush hour on a weekend? Or did you guys trip out for a couple days?
You can't seriously be complaining about people making joke about this, can you?It'd be easier if it wasn't 23 pages, 19 of which have nothing to do with this topic.
Snooping, eh? Wasn't that was those U.S. sailors were doing when they drifted, "accidentally", into Iranian waters? It remains to be seen if they were also shirtless.SPORTS_HOTTAKEZ101:
I live in Foxboro and know the people at Walgreens. I jokingly asked the lady at the front cashier spot about if she heard anything. She said Chandler Jones was actually shirtless snooping around the Foxboro PD near the back where they keep the police cars early in the morning.
Because reporters are stupid.Why would a pharmacist be prescribing anything?
Dang this has been posted already. I just caught up on the thread. I'm leaving it up as it's worth multiple posts and maybe some poor skimmer will read only this pageHah, you saw that? Avatar gave me away again.
I really hope you are right. We need every draft pick we have with the #1 gone.Id put the odds this happened at 0.000000000001%
My days are filled with really smart, accomplished people not fulfilling their requirements, or arguably so. That is my frame of reference.I mean, there is literally zero evidence or reason to think the Pats didn't fulfill their reporting requirements.
As one commenter over at Deadspin astutely noted, "horrific" might not be the first word to come to mind.Dang this has been posted already. I just caught up on the thread. I'm leaving it up as it's worth multiple posts and maybe some poor skimmer will read only this page
"Theory #12: Horrific motorboating accident"
What? No. I just wish we would make more topics instead of shoving things into season-long threads. When i was first looking for the discussion about it yesterday the thread was titled something about Edelman. Thats all.You can't seriously be complaining about people making joke about this, can you?
The NFL its minions will find a way to punish the patriotsSo, according to Deadspin, Synthetic Weed is not listed on the NFL's list of banned substances. It is also not illegal in Foxboro. So, technically, the league appears to have no recourse.
So the Patriots got away with one by skirting the edges of the rule book again!
Which I think is just hilarious.
If you want some entertaining histrionics on this, Felger and Mazz ..
It has been, legislatively in 2012 and prior to that via DEA emergency powers in 2010.I worked at a group home and caught a resident using synthetic marijuana. That stuff seemed nasty. His speech became slurred, he couldn't walk right and was a huge mess. I can't believe that stuff hasn't been made illegal.
Assuming it's what people usually mean by "synthetic marijuana" (cannabinoid analogs a la K2/Spice/etc), it's a Schedule I narcotic and illegal throughout the US.The news about it being legal in Foxboro answers my question about why he wasn't arrested.
There's a good video from vice on the substance. It amazes me that people smoke this stuff. It's typically made in labs in China and the different compounds are what are illegal. When one group of compounds are made illegal, they change the compounds making them technically legal.Assuming it's what people usually mean by "synthetic marijuana" (cannabinoid analogs a la K2/Spice/etc), it's a Schedule I narcotic and illegal throughout the US.
I sure hope not. That may be Belichick's all time worst coaching decision.If making dumb jokes about Rex Ryan's foot fetish can get you benched for a series, then I wouldn't at all be shocked to see Jones parked on the bench for the beginning of the KC game.
Rovine is the guy on this, but I'm pretty sure it's not a crime to have used a controlled substance -- just to posses it or distribute it, etc. (Or, obviously, if you're doing something illegal after you used, like operate a motor vehicle.) In other words, once you've ingested it, it's no longer possession, and you cannot use the fact that someone appears to be impaired or has something in their blood to establish possession. (Though I think it can be probable cause to search them or their stuff.)The news about it being legal in Foxboro answers my question about why he wasn't arrested.
Someone earlier in the thread mentioned there are Good Samaritan self reporting laws or some such thing that prevents arrest if a user presents with medical needs.The news about it being legal in Foxboro answers my question about why he wasn't arrested.
That's me after too much to drink.I worked at a group home and caught a resident using synthetic marijuana. That stuff seemed nasty. His speech became slurred, he couldn't walk right and was a huge mess. I can't believe that stuff hasn't been made illegal.
Well, yeah, except this was a 15 year old who was able to bags of that stuff and get fucked up while being able to pass our drug tests.That's me after too much to drink.
But, article 46.So, according to Deadspin, Synthetic Weed is not listed on the NFL's list of banned substances. It is also not illegal in Foxboro. So, technically, the league appears to have no recourse.
So the Patriots got away with one by skirting the edges of the rule book again!
Which I think is just hilarious.
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT GRONKOWSKI!
They are (theoretically) cannabinoids, made by artificial synthesis. In reality, they're almost certainly other things, too.Why is it even called "synthetic marijuana" when it is completely different chemicals sprayed onto an herb that isn't marijuana? Am I missing something? It's like calling LSD "synthetic psilocybin." It's not. It's a different chemical.
What happened to the good old days of airplane glue?Synthetic marijuana?? It's amazing the crap people risk putting into their bodies. Why not try snorting a line of Drano?
Because I don't have a stuffy nose?Synthetic marijuana?? It's amazing the crap people risk putting into their bodies. Why not try snorting a line of Drano?