Not sure where to put this and it absolutely does not deserve it's own thread, but in the "sponsored stories" column of the SI.com home page there is an article "Ex-Patriots Cornerback Headed To Prison For Ponzi Scheme" (no, I'm providing a link). I click on it and discover it's Will Allen. I try to think of a Will Allen playing CB for the Patriots and can't - is my memory failing? No, turns out he played five seasons with the Giants and six with the Dolphins, then signed a one-year deal at the vet min with the Patriots and was placed on IR before the season started and never played again.
Those cheat-y Patriots always cheating people!