Yelpinhand.comWhoa, whoa, the online reviews? What's the Yelp site for tugshops? And how bummed are they that "Yelp" was already taken?
I don't know about "more serious" but it'll definitely cost more.If someone put a good face on it, is that a more serious charge?
Also, I haven’t woken up to so many texts about a news event since 9/11.
Slow day at the firm?
I think PapPou meant you were asleep at 11:30 AMI have non lawyer friends, I think.
When you service an average of 1,500 clients a year, your bayonet polishing skills get taken up a notch.My fucking goodness. These women can jack a guy off in like 3-5 minutes? That’s an insane skill. They should be in the fucking Olympics.
You two need to stop jerking each other off about how great this restaurant isHoly shit I knew I recognized the picture. I eat there at least twice a year. My favorite restaurant too.
Oh. Vacay suckas. Thinking of going down to Jupiter. I gotta see how good a 4 minute handjob is.I think PapPou meant you were asleep at 11:30 AM
It's that the zip code is high end that yields the big fish in the net.A list of only 200 people at a random, non-high end place and they got Kraft plus someone bigger? Odds of that seem small. I wonder if Kraft and/or the other guy being there is what drew attention to the place.
It is quite a nice part of Florida. I like it a bit north of there but I'm a family man.Oh. Vacay suckas. Thinking of going down to Jupiter. I gotta see how good a 4 minute handjob is.
Those women must be great grapplers. Can you imagine the hand strength?It is quite a nice part of Florida. I like it a bit north of there but I'm a family man.
They should get jobs at Tropicana.Those women must be great grapplers. Can you imagine the hand strength?
My stepdad lives in Boca half the year. It’s okay down there. Kind of bland and dull.
This is literally one of the craziest stories I’ve ever heard.
Just busting balls as I thought you literally meant ‘waking up’, since it broke at like noon...I have non lawyer friends, I think.
Oh yeah no I got up at 2 today. See above. Vacationing.Just busting balls as I thought you literally meant ‘waking up’, since it broke at like noon...
Even more than wearing Sketchers with a suit?!???Oh yeah no I got up at 2 today. See above. Vacationing.
Black twitter thinks Kraft got busted because he’s helping Meek and Jay with the Reform coalition. Seems very dubious, but it’s hilarious that RK has cred.
Walking through some of these malls is like doing a 5k.Even more than wearing Sketchers with a suit?!???
It's quite a leap to go from "they have an accent" to "they must be here illegally" and one hell of a leap to go from "they have an accent" to "they must have been trafficked here."Even if you're not running the massage parlor or trafficking, Kraft and other "customers" know that if they have an accent there may be a good chance they are here illegally and by paying money to these women you are helping human trafficking and are almost as guilty as the parlor owners and the traffickers. Kraft does know this.
Yup. Especially because there’s a visa specifically for people with extraordinary skills and talents, and if making a grown man cum in under 4 minutes using just your hand isn’t an extraordinary skill or talent I don’t know what is.It's quite a leap to go from "they have an accent" to "they must be here illegally" and one hell of a leap to go from "they have an accent" to "they must have been trafficked here."
Kraft just upped his street cred.
No. He did not.
I love what Kraft has done with the Patriots franchise but this is a bad look all the way around.
Wait...is this good for RK’s cred or not?Oh yeah no I got up at 2 today. See above. Vacationing.
Black twitter thinks Kraft got busted because he’s helping Meek and Jay with the Reform coalition. Seems very dubious, but it’s hilarious that RK has cred.
Because these guys usually last, what, 4-1/2 minutes?Yup. Especially because there’s a visa specifically for people with extraordinary skills and talents, and if making a grown man cum in under 4 minutes using just your hand isn’t an extraordinary skill or talent I don’t know what is.
Usually Eastern European or Asian women is where most of them come from when they are brought here illegally for sex trafficking. That's what I meant. My point is a customer must be completely naive if he doesn't know that some of these women are forced into this. And you are contributing to the problem by paying them for sex or a happy ending.It's quite a leap to go from "they have an accent" to "they must be here illegally" and one hell of a leap to go from "they have an accent" to "they must have been trafficked here."
Excellent point, Kraft is only the second best shooter in franchise history.The Patriots literally had a serial killer on their team. I am fairly confident they’ll survive this.
Barstool (portnoy) was on fox and claimed that Goodell is behind Krafts arrest....
I’m not joking
Ok, lets not start sucking each other’s dick just yet.Just a side note to say that SOSH is crushing it in this thread. LMAO. Well done folks.
This isn’t even the craziest story of the last 72 hours.This is literally one of the craziest stories I’ve ever heard.
Is there any way of knowing, even in just a general sense, the percentage of sex workers who are, for lack of a better term, willing, and those who are victims of sex trafficking?It's quite a leap to go from "they have an accent" to "they must be here illegally" and one hell of a leap to go from "they have an accent" to "they must have been trafficked here."
Because a person’s behavior can do damage to the brand.Serious question: why does the NFL, or any sports league, need to have a personal conduct clause anyway? If someone breaks a law that has nothing to do with football, let the appropriate non-football authorities deal with it. Why should a person get punished twice for the same crime?
Percentage of sex workers in general or percentage of women giving $100 hand jobs all day in a mall in a foreign country?Is there any way of knowing, even in just a general sense, the percentage of sex workers who are, for lack of a better term, willing, and those who are victims of sex trafficking?
People born in the 70's have young kids, and are too tired to even think about getting a handy in a massage parlor. The 40's suck.Probably that people born in the 90's (or later) are using Tinder or whatever for this.
And, um, that people born in the 70's are too classy, or something?
Hahaha...yeah, I meant to reply to you earlier and say that they’re probably feeling just fine about their choice of domain nameOk, so I guess that is better than Yelp would have been.
The phrase "this continued for several minutes" in that police report just made me laugh for a full 30 seconds. The paragraph break before it is just
amazing.
Well if Kraft can't even reasonably say that he couldn't know they were slaves then this whole thing is a lot worse than just a handy.Percentage of sex workers in general or percentage of women giving $100 hand jobs all day in a mall in a foreign country?
Yeah, I don’t see how this is complicated. I don’t even have a conduct clause and I’m about 1% as impactful as any professional athlete (Christ, I sell mayo and French fries for a living now) but I’m pretty sure if I got into even regional press for soliciting I’d be told I’m let go. These guys are lucky they get a suspension and fine.Because a person’s behavior can do damage to the brand.
I have a conduct clause in my contract too. I don’t think it’s that unusual, is it?
Ok, what did I miss?This isn’t even the craziest story of the last 72 hours.
Yeah these conduct clauses aren't about keeping owners, players, or coaches down. It's about being damn transparent that any behavior that causes the league to lose money is likely going to be dealt with by whatever means necessary, because public perception affects the bottom line.Yeah, I don’t see how this is complicated. I don’t even have a conduct clause and I’m about 1% as impactful as any professional athlete (Christ, I sell mayo and French fries for a living now) but I’m pretty sure if I got into even regional press for soliciting I’d be told I’m let go. These guys are lucky they get a suspension and fine.
Can't stop Mahomes. But might be able to exploit Reid's time management issues.Maybe Kraft is scouting an army of 4 min hj experts for the same purpose.