Recent content by Delicious Sponge

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    4/15 Borel's Million Dalbecs

    Love seeing Crawford pitch like that. Otherwise zero fun.
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    4/15 Borel's Million Dalbecs

    Rafaela at SS!
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    4/15 Borel's Million Dalbecs

    This theory would completely collapse if you insert Dalbec as the critical variable. A million Dalbecs swinging at a full season of pitches would create a singularity. Do NOT attempt this.
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    4/14 Galileo's Well-Handled Balls. . .

    Eff the Angels. If you can't be a championship caliber team with Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani I'm not interested in seeing you do anything other than lose and lose and lose. Even if your manager is somehow a legendary defensive coach.
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    4/13 Schrödinger's Fandom

    Sano is a butcher in the field
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    4/13 Schrödinger's Fandom

    I haven't seen anyone not caring - it's a talent and mentality thing. Which is on the ballclub for assembling this roster, and choosing to put people in positions where they are not ready or not able to handle.
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    4/12 A-Holes In The Infield.....

    How is this acceptable
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    sǝloᴉɹo ǝɹoɯᴉʇlɐq ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq

    Nice euphemism. The Rapid Unplanned Disassembly of playing outrageously bad defense.
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    sǝloᴉɹo ǝɹoɯᴉʇlɐq ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq

    The inexplicable — and unexplained — way in which this team was built is maddening. And delivering exactly the results you’d expect.
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    sǝloᴉɹo ǝɹoɯᴉʇlɐq ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq

    I mean why not throw a two strike pitch right over the plate?
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    sǝloᴉɹo ǝɹoɯᴉʇlɐq ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq

    I don’t think I’ve seen a Red Sox team this systemically bad this early in the season. It’s going to be a long summer.
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    sǝloᴉɹo ǝɹoɯᴉʇlɐq ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq

    Hamilton isn’t really off the hook
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    sǝloᴉɹo ǝɹoɯᴉʇlɐq ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq

    In the NFL you get cut after this game for a play like that.
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    sǝloᴉɹo ǝɹoɯᴉʇlɐq ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq

    Joely got 4 outs but only got 2 outs. Pathetic.