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  1. Rasputin

    Pittsburgh 4/19, On the Road Again

    Huh, Deven Marrero is a good lookin' guy.
  2. Rasputin

    Dave McCarty,, 1b for 2004 Red Sox passes away.

    I thought I made it clear nobody else is allowed to die.
  3. Rasputin

    Pittsburgh 4/19, On the Road Again

    Well thank fucking christ there's a limit to people's idiocy.
  4. Rasputin

    Pittsburgh 4/19, On the Road Again

    Have they not retired #21? Really?
  5. Rasputin

    4/17 vs Guardians

    What a bunch of bullshit.
  6. Rasputin

    If you were a ballplayer...

    Y'all got the part where I said the most athletic version of you, right? 'Cause I hope y'all don't think the real version of me could have made a college baseball team.
  7. Rasputin

    4/17 vs Guardians

    There is zero chance that Kevin Millar did not shit himself on the team plane at least once while he was here.
  8. Rasputin

    If you were a ballplayer...

    I'm trying to avoid the incessant negativity of reality so I'm inviting y'all to engage in some fantasy. If you were the most athletic version of yourself, what is the highest level of baseball you could reach, and what would be your strengths and weaknesses? I think I could have been a decent...
  9. Rasputin

    4/16 - vs Cleveland - in which Dalbec finally gets a hit

    This is overdramatic twaddle. The team is playing stupid and that's not acceptable. You don't need anything more than that.
  10. Rasputin

    4/16 - vs Cleveland - in which Dalbec finally gets a hit

    I cannot abide the stupid.
  11. Rasputin

    Everybody hurts sometimes: The latest injuries

    There are very few Red Sox players I have absolutely loathed and he's on the list. Also, Mike Benjamin.
  12. Rasputin

    Everybody hurts sometimes: The latest injuries

    Flashbacks to Johnny Damon and Damian Jackson, I take it. They gotta communicate better.
  13. Rasputin

    Everybody hurts sometimes: The latest injuries

    I missed the game yesterday because of an incredibly boring wait at jury duty so I have an incredulous question. Someone collided with the brick shithouse that is Tyler Fucking O'Neill and it was the brick shithouse that got hurt? The fuck is even going on?
  14. Rasputin

    4/15 Borel's Million Dalbecs

    I’m not good at waiting
  15. Rasputin

    4/15 Borel's Million Dalbecs

    Also, it's possible I will not be able to commute to and from this place that's an hour away, while waiting out jury in the next four and a half hours, so please win this fucking game, mmmkay?
  16. Rasputin

    4/15 Borel's Million Dalbecs

    I'm going to jury duty today. In related news, we finally found out what it takes for me to wish I was in NYC.
  17. Rasputin

    4/14 Galileo's Well-Handled Balls. . .

    Did Papelbon make a bet with Johnny Damon on how can say "ass" on live TV the most?
  18. Rasputin

    4/14 Galileo's Well-Handled Balls. . .

    We're playing stupid. Not having someone covering second was dumb as fuck. If that shit doesn't stop--and soon--we're gonna need a new manager.
  19. Rasputin

    4/14 Galileo's Well-Handled Balls. . .

    I would straight up murder a man to get a d'Angelos steak and cheese.
  20. Rasputin

    4/14 Galileo's Well-Handled Balls. . .

    How the fuck many subs we got?
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