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07/12: Invasion from Foreigners? Fuck Toronto!!!

Discussion in '2018 Red Sox Game Threads' started by Trotsky, Jul 12, 2018.

  1. Trotsky

    Trotsky Member SoSH Member

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    These people are nothing but rapists and animals and thugs! They're not our friends... they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. Sending their scum from a shithole country! They're here to steal our jobs and break into our homes! The Wall just got 10 feet higher. Fuck those Canucks! Fuck those Canucks! FUCK THOSE CANUCKS!!!!!

    Edit: FUCK THE FUCKING YANKEES
     
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  2. nayrbrey

    nayrbrey Member SoSH Member

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    Blame Canada.
     
  3. Lose Remerswaal

    Lose Remerswaal Leaves after the 8th inning Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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  4. paintcharge

    paintcharge Member SoSH Member

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    I full agree with those sentiments.

    But you forgot: Fuck the Yankees!
     
  5. etakbear

    etakbear Member SoSH Member

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    Fuckin A.
     
  6. Al Zarilla

    Al Zarilla Member SoSH Member

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    Yeah, thread title. At least Mon-rheal has old world character and charm, in spite of that funny language they speak. Tronna? Bleah.

    The home run derby is the lamest ever. Jesus, kill it!
     
  7. Curtis Pride

    Curtis Pride Well-Known Member Bronze Supporter SoSH Member

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    We have quite the bitter streak here. A curmudgeon leads us.... to VICTORY!
     
  8. joe dokes

    joe dokes Member SoSH Member

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  9. Blue Monkey

    Blue Monkey Member SoSH Member

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  10. TheoShmeo

    TheoShmeo Skrub's sympathy case Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    That the Yankees aspect was initially forgotten is troubling on so many fucking levels.
     
  11. pk1627

    pk1627 Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Fucking Insurmountable, actually.
     
  12. Ale Xander

    Ale Xander Member SoSH Member

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    Another thing,

    Fuck MFY hats on tourists.
     
  13. Al Zarilla

    Al Zarilla Member SoSH Member

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    So, does Price’s great pitching history vs. Toronto trump his recent struggles? Of course, JA Happ has been rough on Boston as well. We want 10 IAR!
     
  14. Ale Xander

    Ale Xander Member SoSH Member

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  15. Al Zarilla

    Al Zarilla Member SoSH Member

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    Hillary his recent troubles?
     
  16. TheoShmeo

    TheoShmeo Skrub's sympathy case Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    And on the heads of foreigners in their own lands who know nothing about baseball.

    “Are you actually a New York Yankees fan?”

    “What? Huh?”

    “Fuck you!”
     
  17. Ale Xander

    Ale Xander Member SoSH Member

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    "Freddie Freeman is having a good year, huh?"

    "What? Huh?"

    "The Braves . . . your hat, /points to the A on the hat?"

    "Oh . . . I "just" like the hat"


    /mutters "fuck these people" to himself
     
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  18. Al Zarilla

    Al Zarilla Member SoSH Member

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    What is going on? I was in Europe for a little over two weeks and must have seen 20 such hats, 2 Red Sox hats, and zero all else. No Dodgers or Cubs. World champ Astros? Zero. In my area (NorCal) Sox hats seem to be about equal to Yankee hats. You see A’s and Giants of course, occasional Dodgers and not much else. Europe (Central) was definitely MFY territory. Not going back there. :bagd:
     
  19. Reverend

    Reverend for king and country Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    win.

    this.

    fucking.

    game.
     
  20. Reverend

    Reverend for king and country Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    wait--they're bringing what drugs where exactly?
     
  21. Sox and Rocks

    Sox and Rocks Member SoSH Member

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    Fucking Canadians! Fucking Yankees!

    Make baseball great again!
     
  22. Sox and Rocks

    Sox and Rocks Member SoSH Member

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    Dirty drugs over the wall. In their anuses!
     
  23. joe dokes

    joe dokes Member SoSH Member

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    Placebos.
    To North Dakota.
     
  24. DennyDoyle'sBoil

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    Fuck having to play two fucking anthems. Our pitcher is fragile enough that we shouldn't have to make him sit there for extra time before pitching listening to that Commie bullshit while the worry builds about how many batters he's going to hit.

    Are there even any Canadians in the fucking building? Who exactly are we playing their dumb fucking national anthem for anyway? There's nobody there to fucking hear it. I know there's no fucking way John Henry is letting those fucking foreigners buy tickets and hopefully the anti-Canadian biometrics are working at Fenway. So, that leaves, what? Russell fucking Martin? Fuck him. I'm not even sure he's a fucking human anyway -- he looks like some weird ass bearded fucking reptilian. Reptilians don't get anthems. REPTILIANS DON'T GET ANTHEMS! And even if the propaganda is true -- that he's an actual full fledged Canadian homo sapien, we're really going to play the anthem for one fucking person? The second fucking line of the fucking song is "our home and native land". There is no "our" if there's only one fucking Canadian there. So, the song is ineligible. It's fucking ineligible.

    Plus, I predict there's a 50/50 chance that ICE is going to nail Martin finally this time with a kilo of counterfeit viagra in his anus anyway, in which case he probably won't be eligible to play tonight. So, we don't have to play his shitty fucking song.

    Go 'murica.

    Fuck Russell Martin.

    Fuck Canada.

    Fuck the Yankees, right in the fucking ear.
     
  25. Al Zarilla

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    I’m nervous about this one. Happ has been very good against the Sox and Price has had two off starts in a row. We need the good Price to return to have a good chance. Maybe his fellow lefty, name of Sale, has inspired him?
     
  26. joe dokes

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    Happ has been worse than Price lately. And historically, to the extent it matters, Price has been nearly as good against Toronto as Happ has been against the Sox.
     
  27. TFisNEXT

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    I fully expect Happ to dominate this lineup like he usually does. Just give us good Price and win this one late.

    If we lose, fuck Trotsky for forgetting to put in the MFY in the original post.
     
  28. Al Zarilla

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    True about Happ, and his most recent bad outing was against the Yankees and would they still be interested in going after him as the starting pitcher they need? Now that Sonny Gray is “fixed”, maybe they won’t. No, they will (acquire a SP, IMO).
     
  29. canyoubelieveit

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    I like that Price will be facing a different team than Sale. Remy's been making a pitch lately that Sale and Price ought to be broken up so that a team can't put out its lefty-facing lineups on consecutive days and theoretically get an improved performance against the inferior pitcher on the second day. There's some logic to that. Hopefully Price wins tonight and maybe they slot Porcello in between them after the break.
     
  30. Wake49

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    Canadian National anthem is better than ours. Just saying.
     
  31. 54thMA

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    Not only did these assholes burn Washington to the ground (if you don't believe me, just ask our fearless leader), but we also lost a war to them.

    Fuck them.
     
  32. Curt S Loew

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    Fuck off! Just saying.
     
  33. TFisNEXT

    TFisNEXT Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Betts RF
    Benintendi LF
    Martinez DH
    Pearce 1B
    Bogaerts SS
    Holt 2B
    Núñez 3B
    León C
    Bradley Jr. CF
     
  34. strek1

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    I hope SPROWL doesn't take all this personally :unsure:
     
  35. TheoShmeo

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    And if he does, fuck him. Canadian.
     
  36. canyoubelieveit

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    Our cleanup hitter Mr. Pearce has an impressive 5 HR in 20 career ABs against Happ.
     
  37. judyb

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    Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if Happ is mad at his team for trading Pearce to a team he has to pitch against. Except I'm seeing 28 ABs, but also a .357 BA and 1.389 OPS against.
     
  38. canyoubelieveit

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  39. judyb

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    Got mine from ESPN, either way, Pearce seems to be what they needed to help them avoid getting owned by Happ again.
     
  40. Sprowl

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    Absolutely. It's my all-time favorite anthem, from decades before I became Canadian, first because it's so melodic and easy to sing, and second because Canadians lose so gracefully. We're used to it, you see, and practice makes perfect. Canadians gets silver medals all the time.

    Except for the trade war, for which, on behalf of all Canadians, I utter a hearty FU.

     
  41. DennyDoyle'sBoil

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    Is this dude's microphone broke? Why ain't he singing in American?

    Even if I agreed with you about the merits of the song, that's not my point. My point is: (1) Canadians are sneaky. (2) We don't need two national anthems at games played in the USA. (3) Especially if there are no Canadians to hear it, and Russell Martin shouldn't count. (4) And even if he does count, you don't sing a song for one person. Except Happy Birthday. That's the only song you sing for one person. (5) Plus, why does a Canadian team even get to play baseball in the USA? Isn't our orange man supposed to ban trade with those people? Why do they get to play here? Why do they get to come here? Why do they get to bring bats? I thought that was all illegal now. (6) Just because the song doesn't mention her, countries that have a queen shouldn't get to play baseball. (7) Fuck the Yankees.
     
  42. Trotsky

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    Fuck the Yankees... yes, that's right... fuck the yankees.
     
  43. Sox and Rocks

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    If we had a wall, he never would have been allowed in SOSH in the first place.
     
  44. InsideTheParker

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    For the record, I had nothing at all to do with that and denounce daily the persons responsible.
    Also,''Oh Canada" is nice.
    Nonetheless, GEAUX, SOX!!!!!!!
     
  45. Blue Monkey

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    What is this guy??? Singing in Canadian or some shit? Lame
     
  46. Jerry’s Curl

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    Fuck Justin Trudeau
     
  47. mauidano

    mauidano Mai Tais for everyone! SoSH Member

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    Most would in a heartbeat.
     
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  49. mauidano

    mauidano Mai Tais for everyone! SoSH Member

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    Happy to see little Hailey making her way to Fenway to throw out the First Pitch. I'm gonna cut her some slack but she needs to work on her form and delivery. Bionic hand or not. Win it for Hailey!
     
  50. DeadlySplitter

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    .199 BA / .634 OPS Grichuk leading off. wow.
     

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