2017 College Football Game Thread - Week 3

[Clears Cleaver]

if USC wins that frosh K is gettin' LAID TONIGHT

 

[canderson]

No way can Texas win in college OT

 

[stp130]

Laces backwards.

 

[WestMassExpat]

It's nice to see us not f up coin tosses.

 

[Bosoxen]

It's nice to see us not f up coin tosses.

Hahahahaha. Aw, I made myself sad.

Fuck me, I need a hug. And another beer.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Wow, that was quick

 

[canderson]

That was quick.

 

[Infield Infidel]

Darnold has a great over the top release

 

[Clears Cleaver]

ugghhhh

 

[stp130]

Right in front of Leinert. Nice choreography.

 

[Clears Cleaver]

throw to johnson every time
every time
every time

 

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Johnson doing alright

 

[Bosoxen]

Well, the dream was sweet but short-lived.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Go for 2

 

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Go for 2

That would be awesome, but I wouldn't trust the playcall.

Edit: unless they saved that one

 

[Clears Cleaver]

go for two!!!

 

[canderson]

Nice play for the TD

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

this game don't suck

 

[BigSoxFan]

At this point, I think UT is more likely to get a stop than USC

 

[Bosoxen]

This game will end up shaving about 5-6 years off my life.

 

[canderson]

This game will end up shaving about 5-6 years off my life.

Heart is around 175 bpm. No big deal right?

 

[BigSoxFan]

Have to convert here

 

[BigSoxFan]

USC's LBs have no idea what they're doing

 

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

He is making. Some reads. Wally pip situation

Edit: never mind! Should've run with a back.

 

[soxhop411]

Fuck

 

[BigSoxFan]

Oh, my. God

 

[canderson]

FUCK

 

[Infield Infidel]

That jab step tho, totally froze the pass rusher

 

[canderson]

I'm done. I'll be in the corner sobbing uncontrollably if you need me.

 

[OurF'ingCity]

They aren't reviewing that?

Edit: Oh ok knee clearly not down.

 

[Soxy]

I don't have any rooting interest but that was brutal. Would be a tough way to lose.

 

[BigSoxFan]

USC can't be too conservative. That K could easily shank one.

 

[McBride11]

Shitt. Thought maybe knee down, but replay shows still moving and not down.

 

[Captaincoop]

As far as I'm concerned these two teams can play every week from now on. Their last two meetings are absolute classics.

 

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Jefferson is acting a donkey

 

[Bosoxen]

Forward progress?

Edit: Apparently I'm way behind everyone else

 

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Definitely hit the ground

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Yeah, that's not a catch.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Nope!

 

[Infield Infidel]

USC can't be too conservative. That K could easily shank one.

Yup, still gotta try to get the TD. Only kick if you have to

 

[shawnrbu]

Want this to end on a Pick 6.

 

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Miss it

 

[Clears Cleaver]

Even if Texas loses they won tonight

 

[Infield Infidel]

premature Gusgasm

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Wow, a lot riding on the leg of a true freshman

 

[WestMassExpat]

Sack would've been huge

 

[Deathofthebambino]

I cannot have a rational conversation with anyone who thinks the NFL shouldn't adopt the college overtime rules. If you don't enjoy the drama of this shit, I'm not sure what you enjoy in sports.

 

[BigSoxFan]

0 yards in 3 plays. Huge fail by USC's offense.

 

[Clears Cleaver]

Coach: "You make this kick and every hot girl on campus will want to fuck you tonight"

 

[Captaincoop]

Minor point - there should not be timeouts in college overtime.