2018 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

[Pablo's TB Lover]

I'm far from a Jets fan, but that was a screwjob to not even give a proper review of that play. Like, what is the booth review for if they don't pause for that? I think they already left to take their bathroom halftime break, the booth was empty...

 

[tims4wins]

Patricia truly looks terrible. Hope the job doesn’t kill him

 

[tims4wins]

I'm far from a Jets fan, but that was a screwjob to not even give a proper review of that play. Like, what is the booth review for if they don't pause for that? I think they already left to take their bathroom halftime break, the booth was empty...

More Pats witchcraft

 

[dcmissle]

And coach

And GM.

Jets are well run now, a functional organization, and I think that is pissing people off.

 

[tims4wins]

And GM.

Jets are well run now, a functional organization, and I think that is pissing people off.

No I meant I am not concerned about their coach. Until they upgrade they will not be a true threat IMO

 

[dcmissle]

No I meant I am not concerned about their coach. Until they upgrade they will not be a true threat IMO

If Darnold progresses and the team remains healthy, I think they compete for a WC spot this year.

 

[54thMA]

And coach

I thought that was a card board cut out.

 

[bankshot1]

Darnold will be a Walmart version of Joe Flacco. He is not good.

He's a puppy, he's allowed to pee on the rug.

But he's talented.

 

[tims4wins]

If Darnold progresses and the team remains healthy, I think they compete for a WC spot this year.

Fair, their D has potential. But Bowles is pretty shitty. I think you need a special team or player like the Packers with Rodgers / McCarthy or the 2008 Steelers to get away with it.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

No I meant I am not concerned about their coach. Until they upgrade they will not be a true threat IMO

If dc isn’t scolding people for whistling past the graveyard it means he has stopped breathing and is buried in it.

 

[Return of the Dewey]

Darnold will be a Walmart version of Joe Flacco. He is not good.

As a Jets fan, I gotta tell you that Walmart version of Flacco could arguably still be top 5 all time Jets QB

 

[Ralphwiggum]

If dc isn’t scolding people for whistling past the graveyard it means he has stopped breathing and is buried in it.

QFT

 

[Jnai]

Patricia looks awful. Not the team, I mean the guy.

 

[koufax32]

That’s more like it.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Patricia looks awful. Not the team, I mean the guy.

Dude has been waking up in a cold sweat several times every night for the last seven months screaming "no more RPO...no more RPO...no more RPO"

 

[BigSoxFan]

You suck, Matt P

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Patricia looks awful. Not the team, I mean the guy.

Genuinely concerned.

 

[tims4wins]

Is Darnold good or is it just the Patricia effect?

64 points allowed in his last game and half basically. Yikes.

 

[luckiestman]

Is Darnold good or is it just the Patricia effect?

64 points allowed in his last game and half basically. Yikes.

Why not both

 

[tims4wins]

Why not both

You deserve to crow. This guy is leagues better than Sanchize. You have your guy.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Is this Dorris Burke and some random dude?

She sounds like Judge Jeanine, whoever it is.

 

[Ed Hillel]

lol that throw

 

[luckiestman]

Bros, is this really happening or am I dreaming?

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Well, at least we know Patricia will be available again by the time Flores earns his first head coaching gig...though I'm not sure that will be a good thing

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Left guard was blocking on that play like it was a screen. Alas, ‘twas not.

 

[luckiestman]

You can’t blame Matt P. for these throws

 

[cshea]

I thought Fireman Ed quit?

 

[koufax32]

Bros, is this really happening or am I dreaming?

Or alternatively it’s the Lions.

 

[luckiestman]

I thought Fireman Ed quit?

That was a Rex thing

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

Seems weird that a super smart guy like Belichick would hire such a lousy POS like Matty P. Guess you guys all know better.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Seems weird that a super smart guy like Belichick would hire such a lousy POS like Matty P. Guess you guys all know better.

If only Patricia’s team were as defensive as you are.

 

[luckiestman]

Stafford gettin kilt out there

 

[shawnrbu]

Aside from the Pats winning, this is a Dream Week 1 for Carlton from Norwell: FitzMagic has the game of his life, Jimmy G has a horrible game, Patricia has a bad debut and the Pats fumble rate continues to increase with fully inflated footballs.

 

[heavyde050]

The Anderson late knee drop definitely didn’t help Stafford.

 

[luckiestman]

GOD BLESS AMERICA

 

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

Detroit looks well prepared in all 3 phases.

 

[tims4wins]

Detroit looks well prepared in all 3 phases.

Seriously. Well done Matty

 

[bankshot1]

Matty P always has rocket science to fall back on.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Goodell has to be loving this for so many reasons.

 

[BigSoxFan]

This almost literally couldn’t have gone worse for Patricia. Time to give up on the season and give us one of your WRs.

 

[Pandemonium67]

Proof that special teams ain't rocket science.

 

[tims4wins]

Wish MNF / TNF always started at 7. Damn.

 

[shawnrbu]

Stafford needs to go home.

 

[Average Game James]

I mean, these are throws a 12 year old doesn’t attempt playing Madden....

 

[SoxinSeattle]

That throw was remarkably bad

 

[shawnrbu]

December 16th: Lions @ Bills will be some game.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

When you see Luke Willson in triple coverage you just have to get him the ball.

 

[SoxinSeattle]

Jets are in first place!

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

Roger should wear a Matty P clown nose T shirt tomorrow.

 

[luckiestman]

41 points with 20 minutes to go. Let’s not blow this