Dismiss Notice
Guest, I have a big favor to ask you. We've been working very hard to establish ourselves on social media. If you like/follow our pages it would be a HUGE help to us. SoSH on Facebook and Inside the Pylon Thanks! Nip

9/14 I am not a robot

Discussion in '2017 Red Sox Game Threads' started by DennyDoyle'sBoil, Sep 14, 2017 at 9:21 AM.

  1. DennyDoyle'sBoil

    DennyDoyle'sBoil Found no thrill on Blueberry Hill SoSH Member

    Messages:
    17,358
    Why does the internet keep asking me if I'm a robot? I can see asking me once. But then why does it keep asking? Does I think I'm a lying robot and it's going to catch me next time? If I'm a robot, that won't happen, because I'm a robot. We don't do that.

    The Sox are not robots either. They are flesh and blood. They cannot win every game. Only the Indians can, and they may actually be robots.

    But play like robots today, boys. Good fucking robots.
     
  2. TheoShmeo

    TheoShmeo Skrub's sympathy case Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    11,194
    Do robots throw up in their mouths? If not, maybe I want to be a robot. Last night was full scale Parcells.
     
  3. JohnnyTheBone

    JohnnyTheBone Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    9,584
    Great thread concept. Gold star for Robot Boy!
     
  4. Curt S Loew

    Curt S Loew SoSH Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    4,020
  5. joyofsox

    joyofsox empty, bleak Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    7,214
    Bogaerts, SS
    Pedroia, DH
    Benintendi, LF
    Betts, RF
    Moreland, 1B
    Vazquez, C
    Devers, 3B
    Holt, 2B
    Bradley, CF
     
  6. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

    Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat has big, douchey shoulders Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    23,805
    This team really needs Nunez back.
     
  7. Oppo

    Oppo Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    944
    Going to my first game today! (No one cares)
    Any tips for a newbie? Walking to the game, sitting in section 148, did the tour yesterday.
     
  8. oumbi

    oumbi Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    721
    When the Red Sox score, you cheer.
     
  9. Oppo

    Oppo Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    944
    A's 4evR
     
  10. Al Zarilla

    Al Zarilla Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    39,419
    Or even when they strike the white spherical object smartly with the wooden stick and come to rest at one of the intermediate landing points.
     
  11. Curt S Loew

    Curt S Loew SoSH Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    4,020
    Bring a banner.
     
  12. scotian1

    scotian1 Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    11,421
    Many dismiss the idea of being a clutch hitter but we could sure use a couple on this team. A few clutch hits last night would have tuned around that contest. Here is hoping that today with two out and runners in scoring position some of our players can step up and deliver.
    Interestingly, when I googled " images of a clutch hitter" guess whose image came up.
     
  13. Ale Xander

    Ale Xander Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    8,317
  14. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

    Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat has big, douchey shoulders Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    23,805
    Jeter?
     
  15. joe dokes

    joe dokes Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    8,398
    Is it asking you "which street signs should be changed?" Then we'd know that you're using a PC.



    Don't forget to tip your servers.
     
  16. E5 Yaz

    E5 Yaz Transcends message boarding Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    52,487
  17. joe dokes

    joe dokes Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    8,398
    "'Things that nobody thought Sox fans would ever be saying' for 200, Alex."
     
  18. bankshot1

    bankshot1 Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    12,771
  19. joe dokes

    joe dokes Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    8,398
  20. flymrfreakjar

    flymrfreakjar Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    2,319
    Who is in the booth? He sounds... terrified?
     
  21. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

    Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat has big, douchey shoulders Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    23,805
    Is that Valentin? He sounds like a malfunctioning robot.
     
  22. Laser Show

    Laser Show Well-Known Member Bronze Supporter SoSH Member

    Messages:
    4,710
    Came here to ask the same thing. Poor guy sounds like he's never done any media before.
     
  23. JohnnyTheBone

    JohnnyTheBone Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    9,584
  24. Spelunker

    Spelunker Well-Known Member Gold Supporter SoSH Member

    Messages:
    3,212
    For all the shit that people here give DOB, his job hasn't exactly been easy this season.
     
  25. bankshot1

    bankshot1 Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    12,771
    I would love to hear Bill Lee do a game
     
  26. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

    Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat has big, douchey shoulders Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    23,805
  27. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

    Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat has big, douchey shoulders Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    23,805
    I don't think they have the 7 second delay
     
  28. flymrfreakjar

    flymrfreakjar Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    2,319
    Yet another great AB from Lowrie. All very close pitches.
     
  29. Al Zarilla

    Al Zarilla Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    39,419
    Two of those "balls" to Lowrie were strikes. Here we go again.
     
  30. Laser Show

    Laser Show Well-Known Member Bronze Supporter SoSH Member

    Messages:
    4,710
    I've had to follow mostly from afar this season, but this half inning has given me a ton of sympathy for him.

    DOB: "Jed Lowrie's having a pretty good year huh?"
    Color: "Yea he's been a bit of an offensive threat."
    DOB: "...he has 45 doubles..."
     
  31. DennyDoyle'sBoil

    DennyDoyle'sBoil Found no thrill on Blueberry Hill SoSH Member

    Messages:
    17,358
    Would it be wrong for one of our guys -- one of the big muscly guys like Hanley or Kimbrel -- to punch Lowrie in the face a couple of times?
     
  32. joe dokes

    joe dokes Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    8,398
    Not watching, but they said a few days ago it would be Valentin.

    True, but to me that was what really impressed about Orsillo. He had a parade of not-Remys and, in many ways, was even better than he was with Remy.
     
  33. joe dokes

    joe dokes Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    8,398
    It's Lowrie. Changing the thermostat in the locker room probably sends him to the DL.
     
  34. DennyDoyle'sBoil

    DennyDoyle'sBoil Found no thrill on Blueberry Hill SoSH Member

    Messages:
    17,358
    Orsillo is like Beltre -- one of the ones who got away.
     
  35. Al Zarilla

    Al Zarilla Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    39,419
  36. DennyDoyle'sBoil

    DennyDoyle'sBoil Found no thrill on Blueberry Hill SoSH Member

    Messages:
    17,358
    Only one strike on Xander before he got out? That never happens.
     
  37. DeadlySplitter

    DeadlySplitter Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    7,996
    no Eck and another lazy fly ball to right for X. nice start...
     
  38. joe dokes

    joe dokes Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    8,398
    SSS, but its his highest OBP spot.
     
  39. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

    Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat has big, douchey shoulders Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    23,805
    Chapman is a pretty impressive kid on a team full of meh
     
  40. Spelunker

    Spelunker Well-Known Member Gold Supporter SoSH Member

    Messages:
    3,212
    Holy shit. Valentin reading off the defense is actually worse than when they have little kids do it at Fenway.
     
  41. gedman211

    gedman211 Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    929
    when did NESN hire Sergio Dipp?
     
  42. joyofsox

    joyofsox empty, bleak Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    7,214
    And the first pitch to the next guy (Healy) was where Ball 3 was - and this time it was called a strike.
     
  43. BaseballJones

    BaseballJones goalpost mover SoSH Member

    Messages:
    1,462
    Geez first pitch to Benintendi was like six inches outside called a strike.
     
  44. Seabass177

    Seabass177 has an efficient neck SoSH Member

    Messages:
    4,665
    Valentin sounds like he forgot English yesterday and NESN is piping Rosetta Stone into his headset between pitches.
     
  45. gedman211

    gedman211 Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    929
    holy shit. this is a new low. i'm switching to the Oakland feed
     
  46. DennyDoyle'sBoil

    DennyDoyle'sBoil Found no thrill on Blueberry Hill SoSH Member

    Messages:
    17,358
  47. gedman211

    gedman211 Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    929
    Val makes Mike Timlin seem like Al Michaels
     
  48. joyofsox

    joyofsox empty, bleak Lifetime Member SoSH Member

    Messages:
    7,214
    Did Valentin even audition? Because if he did, I have a hard time believing even NESN would say, "Yup, he's good to go."
     
  49. DennyDoyle'sBoil

    DennyDoyle'sBoil Found no thrill on Blueberry Hill SoSH Member

    Messages:
    17,358
    Gotta be that he's just overwhelmed now that it's live, right?
     
  50. Seabass177

    Seabass177 has an efficient neck SoSH Member

    Messages:
    4,665
    If you're watching on MLB.tv you can do WEEI audio overlay.
     

Share This Page