Build a team with initials

CaptainLaddie

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where the darn libs live
MJ should win this in a walk.
Honestly, AD is pretty freakin good (Anthony David, Antonio Davis, Adrian Dantley, Andre Drummond, Antonio Daniels, Andrew DeClercq).

CB is up there: Barkley, Bosh, Billups, Boozer, Butler, Braun. Plus Corey Brewer, Chucky Brown, Charlie Bell.

DR: David Robinson, Rose, Rodman, Rivers, Radja, Duncan Robinson, D'Angelo Russell -- this squad could ball.

There's only 9 guys with GA, but a starting five of Arenas, Antetokounmpo, Grayson Allen, Greg Anderson, and Greg Anthony wouldn't be fun.

JH is nasty: Hondo, Harden, Jrue, Horacek, Juwan Howard, Josh Howard, Joe Harris.

Anyway, I think MJ isn't a slam dunk (pun intended).
 

Ale Xander

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My DJ initials are surprisingly bad in both baseball and hoops (with the notable exception of ... DJ). But I'm more interested in the question of whether any hoops initials team can beat the MJ team.

On the face of it, Jordan + Magic plus Marques Johnson plus anyone should beat all comers. But after those three the MJ pickins get slim. The best remaining MJ is Mark Jackson, a fine player who's a poor fit with Magic and Jordan. And after that, there's no one of note; and they need a big. For lack of names, they get former Warrior mediocrity Marc Jackson.

So: Mark Jackson, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Marques Johnson, Marc Jackson. Can anyone take them?

Ten contenders:

  • AD — Antonio Daniels, Adrian Dantley, Antonio Davis, Anthony Davis, Andre Drummond. Way too big-man heavy. But it's not like the MJ team has great perimeter shooting; and the AD team would pummel them inside. Dantley and the Brow would be a killer scoring combo; and the Drummond/Antonio combo would beast on the glass.

  • BR — Brandon Roy, Brandon Rush, Bill Robinzine, Bob Rule, Bill Russell. Makes no sense positionally, but they have Russell, and a big enough backcourt to at least not get totally steamrolled by Magic and Michael.

  • CB — Chauncey Billups, Caron Butler, Charles Barkley, Chris Bosh, Carlos Boozer. A pretty sensibly-constructed team, with a good balance of skills, and talent at every position. No way a Jordan team ever loses to Barkley team, but other than that, this might be my choice.

  • DR — Derrick Rose, Duncan Robinson, Dennis Rodman, Dan Roundfield, David Robinson. Probably not enough overall talent, but I like this team's balance and fit.

  • GA — Greg Anthony, Gilbert Arenas, Grayson Allen, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Greg "Cadillac" Anderson. Meh. Interesting enough, but no real chance unless Grayson Allen succeeds in injuring Magic or Michael.

  • JH — Jrue Holiday, Jeff Hornacek, James Harden, John Havlicek, Juwan Howard. I really like this team, possibly the best of the bunch. Shooting, scoring, defense, toughness. A bit small upfront, but then so is the MJ team.

  • JS — John Stockton, Jerry Sloan, Jerry Stackhouse, Josh Smith, Jack Sikma. Nice squad, and a white boy's dream team, with Jerry Sichting on the bench for good measure. (Note: could also switch out Josh Smith for Joe Smith).

  • JW — Jerry West, JoJo White, Jamaal Wilkes, James Worthy, Jayson Williams. Lots of Celtics/Lakers championship pedigree, if not quite enough overall star power to take down the MJs.

  • KM — Kyle Macy, Khris Middleton, Karl Malone, Kevin McHale, Kenyon Martin. Huge team that would beast inside v. the MJs but would ultimately be undone by having only one wing, plus Kyle Macy (or Kendall Marshall) at PG.

  • WC — Wardell (Steph) Curry III, Wardell (Dell) Curry Jr., Wilson Chandler, Wendell Carter, Jr., Wilt Chamberlain. As long as Seth and Dell get to use their birth names, their shooting plus Wilt gives them a shot.
As Laddie points out, Dino Radja should be on the DR team. That’s the silver medal team to me.
Great balanced front court
 

snowmanny

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C. Dave Cowens
F. Derrick Coleman
F. DeMarcus Cousins

G. Doug Collins
G. Darren Collison

6th Dell Curry
7th. Don Chaney
8th. Doug Christie


Some spacing and potential locker room issues, particularly if I make Collins the coach.
You have three coaches on that team with Chaney and Cowens. Don't make Collins the coach. Not that Cowens achieved much as a player-coach.
 

djbayko

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While blessed in MLB, Team JB kind of sucks in the NBA. The team is small. Have to squeeze Jaylen Brown and Jimmy Butler into the forward positions and scrape the bottom of the barrel for two 6'9" centers, one of which is on loan from the ABA.

Coach
J.B. Bickerstaff

Starters
J.J. Barea, PG/SG
Jalen Brunson, PG
Jaylen Brown, SG/SF
Jimmy Butler, SG/SF
John Block, PF/C (6'9")

Bench
Jim Barnett, SG/PG
John Bagley, PG
Jon Barry, SG
Joe Bryant, PF/SF
John Beasley, PF/C (6'9", ABA)
 

djbayko

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It's surprising that LJ can barely field a team. Lebron and Larry Johnson immediately spring to mind, but there's a sharp drop off after them.
 

snowmanny

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I'm taking another go, reversing my initials, just so I can post this starting 5:

G- Mark Price
G- Mickäel Piétrus
F- Mason Plumee
F- Miles Plumee
F- Marshall Plumee

There are a few other options but they aren't really any better

It's surprising that LJ can barely field a team. Lebron and Larry Johnson immediately spring to mind, but there's a sharp drop off after them.
Larry Joe?

Edit: I cannot believe I forgot Meta Peace.
 
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