Not The Onion: SI Yankees have become the SI Pizza Rats

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The Ultimate One
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Sep 27, 2016
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Pittsburgh, PA
Presenting the most seemingly apropos minor league team name in this great land, the Staten Island Pizza Rats. Merch now for sale! Yes, you too can become associated with a ravenous, disease-bearing rodent notorious for being unafraid of both human attention and humans' baked goods.

I will say that the logo is fairly sweet.


The pizza peel doubles as an ass-paddle.

My real objection here is that there is no subway on staten island, so it seems like an odd place to land an otherwise amusing reference.