Vollmer to be Released

[RSN Diaspora]

Per PFT. Probably not surprising, given his health issues, but when he was healthy, he was solid.

 

[Saints Rest]

I wonder if we see him re-signed down the road

 

[RedOctober3829]

I wonder if we see him re-signed down the road

He's done.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

I wonder if we see him re-signed down the road

If he were invited to camp, he'd just be Cannon fodder.

 

[Papelbon's Poutine]

Sounds like he will retire. Were he healthy enough he'd make a great swing tackle for backup at the right price, but if he were healthy enough he'd probably be able to get much more than that elsewhere. Thanks Seabass. A great pick filed under 'players people wrongly gave shit to BB about drafting too highly'.

 

[BigSoxFan]

If he were invited to camp, he'd just be Cannon fodder.

I got it!

 

[MarkBT]

Happy retirement, Seabass! A solid career: 7 seasons, 80 starts, 9 playoff starts (including SBl XLIX), 3 second team All-NFL selections (2010, 2012, 2014). Versatile tackle who could play on both sides of the center. From outside looking in, always seemed like a "do your job" type, who was liked and appreciated by his teammates.

 

[Van Everyman]

If he were invited to camp, he'd just be Cannon fodder.

He's been a good Solder.

 

[Manramsclan]

If he were invited to camp, he'd just be Cannon fodder.

He's been a good Solder.

Stop it you guys. I'm getting a Woody.

 

[Granite Sox]

Waddle we do without him?!

 

[jmcc5400]

They'll be Stork moving someone over to replace him.

 

[tims4wins]

Without him they may be a bit Light at tackle

 

[RedOctober3829]

We need a solid tackle so Brady doesn't Waddle back to the huddle.

 

[tims4wins]

Perhaps we can find a replacement in Compton

 

[Oppo]

Or someone Ashworth their weight in gold.

 

[Doug Beerabelli]

I gotta Hannah to you guys: these are funny.

 

[Curt S Loew]

I gotta Hannah to you guys: these are funny.

I don't know. I would say it's a Gray area.

 

[bibajesus]

Klemm on folks, lets get back on topic.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Seabass had a great run, but the Pats will be Koppen just fine without him.

 

[WheresDewey]

Any Mankins with Armstrong could move into his role.

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Everybody Eugene Chung tonight!

 

[jmcc5400]

Waters you talking about? We have an Oline to rebuild!

 

[Infield Infidel]

Laughing so hard I'm Fleming up

 

[Schnerres]

He was the Foster boy for german football fans.

 

[5dice]

Will leave behind a Scar.

 

[BlackJack]

They're going to need a Mason to fill the gap in the OLine wall

 

[BuellMiller]

Hopefully Seabass will retire and take some time to relax at a Villa. (Yeah, that's was starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Harlow will we end up going? )

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Thuney or later, the end of the line comes.

 

[RedOctober3829]

How do we Koppen with this loss?

 

[bigq]

Don't let it Brock your heart.

 

[ifmanis5]

Vollmer was starting to de Kline anyway.

 

[singaporesoxfan]

I believe in Seabass. That's right, I'm a Seabasstian.

 

[cgrove13]

So many great memories of him in victory formation as we Neal on the ball.

 

[Van Everyman]

Hi-Stork-ly, he will go down as one of our better linemen.

 

[pedro1918]

These line puns are offensive.

 

[cgrove13]

I hoped he saved his money so he won't have to sell his antique German drinking vessels. Be a real shame to see him Hochsteins.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Y'all best be on guard when a dope comes in here to tackle this foolishness.

 

[tims4wins]

Y'all best be on guard when a dope comes in here to tackle this foolishness.

The dopes aren't Gorin to do anything about it

 

[BigSoxFan]

The dopes aren't Gorin to do anything about it

Probably because they're too busy living life in the fast Lane.

 

[dbn]

I hoped he saved his money so he won't have to sell his antique German drinking vessels. Be a real shame to see him Hochsteins.

This was nicely done.

 

[Dogman]

The dopes aren't Gorin to do anything about it

Damn right. I'd play with this thread's Kaczur if I could.

 

[dbn]

I'm Wooten for this thread to stay active.

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

The dopes aren't Gorin to do anything about it

Yeah, our threats tend to ring Harlow.

 

[Ed Hillel]

I like this thread just like my steak: Andruzzi.

 

[E5 Yaz]

If he'd played another season, they'd have to Holloway his carcass

 

[Van Everyman]

It must be hard for Vollmer, having Klemm-ed his way to the top only to Connelly back down.

 

[BernieRicoBoomer]

I hoped he saved his money so he won't have to sell his antique German drinking vessels. Be a real shame to see him Hochsteins.

Yeah, where would he put all that Sam Adams?

 

[AB in DC]

Well, this thread is going Armstrong. I'll Kratch you later.

 

[dbn]

Let's hope it never comes to this, but if the posts here get really awful, the thread should Peter out.

(edit: doesn't count, he was a DT)

(double-edit: though it is somehow appropriate that I axed the post before anyone even read it.)

 

[Cousin Walter01]

These puns are pretty silly and now I feel like banging my head against the Wohlabaugh.