Tim McCarver
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Quick Facts
- Brilliant Baseball Mind and Miracle Worker.
- McCarver's favorite Red Sox players include Brandon Arroyo, Bill Wakefield, Joey Cora and Tim Winfield.
- Tim is also very fond of Scooter.
- Once called Kevin Youkilis and Shea Hillenbrand "very similar players."
- Thinks Mariano Rivera has an "elegant gait"
- Thinks that Derek Jeter is "dreamy"
- Is fond of the phrase "eye-boggling"
- Has a chronic case of diarrhea of the mouth
- Seems to be on the verge of making Joe Buck snap
- Has a hard-on for David Ortiz recently, but then again, who doesnt besides Yankee fans?
- Knows the difference between stepping off the rubber and throwing home and stepping off and not throwing home
- Thinks Mount Everest is a volcano.
- Thinks OBP is only important for fast people.
- And, of course, thinks that a walk is as good as a home run.
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External Links
- The I Hate Tim McCarver Home Page
- Shut Up Tim McCarver -Collection of some of McCarver's "best" quotes


