User:Maalox
From SoSH
| Born: | May 2, 1967 |
| Birthplace: | Northampton, MA |
| Height: | 5'8" |
| Weight: | 165 |
| Bats: | Both |
| Throws: | Right |
| Drafted: | 1st Round, 2006 |
| College: | yes |
| High School: | Our Lady of Suppressed Mirth |
| ETA: | someday maybe |
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Overall Career
All time post leader. Makes up 8.4% of all SoSH posts.
Out in the wilderness playing Good Touch/Bad Touch with Smokey the Bear.
Maalox's Moment in the Sun
Growing a vagina
Trivia
- While in law school, earned extra cash by traveling to local elementary schools dressed up as Harry Hoagie, a lovable character who taught schoolchildren about the nutrional value of sandwiches.
- Showed up late to a Bash with only a bag of potato rolls to contribute.
- Does not wash his cum socks for fear of contaminating the tea towels, despite occasionally masturbating into a tea towel, washing it, and using it for tea again.
Quotes
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