Manning Legacy: Scrotal Recall

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But people were after him for years in a sport that they try (and fail miserably) to keep clean
Fair enough. I still don't see this story going away. It may be a slow burner but eventually it will be impossible to ignore. Public opinion was slow to change their minds on Clemens and Armstrong too.
 

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Schefter is right in the sense that this story is never going to get the treatment that Deflategate did. The comparable situation isn't Brady last year, it's Ray Lewis three years ago when the deer antler spray story surfaced. Lewis essentially got a pass and was praised to no end because he was a "great" player on the verge of ending his career with a Super Bowl win. Clearly, the narrative for the last two weeks has been that this is likely Manning's last go-round. Nothing short of Manning committing murder on live TV, Jack Ruby style, is going to derail the warm and fuzzy Peyton splooge-fest.
 

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The performances of 38-year-old Barry Bonds and so many other baseball stars from that era were enhanced because, you know, they took performance enhancers. Maybe it didn’t totally make sense in the moment. And maybe we were worried someone was going to grow Jay Leno’s chin or break out the first ever size-12 baseball cap. But it certainly makes sense after the fact.

The recent performances of Manning and Brady (one year younger) have been enhanced in a different way.
 

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Fair enough. I still don't see this story going away. It may be a slow burner but eventually it will be impossible to ignore. Public opinion was slow to change their minds on Clemens and Armstrong too.
I doubt it. If push comes to shove, Manning retreats to the Andy Pettitte defense ('just wanted to get back on the field for my team'), and the media pack makes it a non-story from there--unless it's shown the shipments continued for a long time after 2011.
 

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Correct and underinflated footballs were not relevant to last year's Super Bowl, but there was no escaping it.
The investigation was relevant because the story had just broken about an alleged incident within two weeks. Not five years. Seriously, if you don't believe the deflategate mess was a relevant point of discussion during the Super Bowl timeframe last year, it would be useless to try to change your mind.
 

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Schefter is right in the sense that this story is never going to get the treatment that Deflategate did. The comparable situation isn't Brady last year, it's Ray Lewis three years ago when the deer antler spray story surfaced. Lewis essentially got a pass and was praised to no end because he was a "great" player on the verge of ending his career with a Super Bowl win. Clearly, the narrative for the last two weeks has been that this is likely Manning's last go-round. Nothing short of Manning committing murder on live TV, Jack Ruby style, is going to derail the warm and fuzzy Peyton splooge-fest.
If Brady had announced his retirement at SB49, would DFG have played out differently?
 

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The investigation was relevant because the story had just broken about an alleged incident within two weeks. Not five years. Seriously, if you don't believe the deflategate mess was a relevant point of discussion during the Super Bowl timeframe last year, it would be useless to try to change your mind.
You're correct and the Manning story IMO opinion is relevant as it broke just before the end of the regular season. The timeline for the alleged infraction was not as fresh as the DFG story, BUT it broke roughly 6 weeks ago. Perhaps it's just me, but I just see a widespread hypocrisy in the way the league and the media have handled the two incidents.
 

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I doubt it. If push comes to shove, Manning retreats to the Andy Pettitte defense ('just wanted to get back on the field for my team'), and the media pack makes it a non-story from there--unless it's shown the shipments continued for a long time after 2011.
People don't give a shit Rodney Harrison did it. The only reason it still gets mentioned is because Rodney himself bring it up. If Rodney Harrison - detested by fans before becoming a Patriot - can escape any real scrutiny, Manning will float through this without a scratch. Football isn't baseball, and I think thats why people on this baseball board keep expecting the media/fans will care.

The don't and won't. If news broke today that they had inescapable proof that Manning took HGH, in two weeks all would be forgiven. Nobody gives a shit.
 

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If Brady had announced his retirement at SB49, would DFG have played out differently?
It would have made things worse.

The deflate gate nonsense was a big hit among casual fans and the media because it fed into the narrative that the Patriots are scheming, too-smart-by-half, new-school, people of questionable character. Because they had cameras once. And because Belichick is kind of a dick to the press. And because they don't say funny or stupid things that appeal to Earl and Edith in suburban Knoxville.

It's why Brady giving a perfectly reasonable PC wherein he seems slight confused by the charges (because, it turns out, he really was) is read as evidence of a planned coverup.

How many times did we hear "Belichick knows EVERYTHING that goes on! He'll do ANYTHING to get an edge!"

So if Brady retired, it would have been read as an admission of guilt.
 

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People don't give a shit Rodney Harrison did it. The only reason it still gets mentioned is because Rodney himself bring it up. If Rodney Harrison - detested by fans before becoming a Patriot - can escape any real scrutiny, Manning will float through this without a scratch. Football isn't baseball, and I think thats why people on this baseball board keep expecting the media/fans will care.

The don't and won't. If news broke today that they had inescapable proof that Manning took HGH, in two weeks all would be forgiven. Nobody gives a shit.
I've said this before: the boat long ago sailed when it came to fans and media accepting PED usage in the NFL. From the NFL's perspective, the timing is perfect; the story may not go away, but by the time any USADA completes any investigation, Manning will be long retired, and the league's and the fans focus will be on the Next Big Golden Boy Star. And no owner is going to make a big deal of it, because even the most clueless owners know that PED usage is not limited to "the other teams". And Goodell works for the owners, and as the NYT article makes clear, he is extremely beholden to them.

MLB's constituency has a different mindset, but Manfred's got enough on his plate and is not going to go out of his way to piss off Goodell. MLB is not going to look very hard at any connection between Teagarden and Manning.

DeflateGate was the perfect storm. You had owners that didn't understand science, and really didn't care about knocking down one of the league's top franchises and top star. You had a fan base that simply thinks the Pats cheat. You have a media cabal that hates Belichick. And you have a commissioner that doesn't understand the basic principles of leadership.
 

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It's funny I'm seeing more articles trashing Peyton for the crass Bud shout outs then the HGH. It'd be funny if the tide finally turned a bit against him because he pitched one brand too many.
 

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It's funny I'm seeing more articles trashing Peyton for the crass Bud shout outs then the HGH. It'd be funny if the tide finally turned a bit against him because he pitched one brand too many.
I'm sure Peyton will be using the money to find a cure for whatever his wife is taking HGH for.
 

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BTW a few things I think are worth asking...but no one seems to be asking:

1) Why has Manning's team not contested that something was delivered to Ashley? What kind of evidence must there be out there for his team to basically admit that something was delivered?

2) Does information regarding the unsanctioned use of a drug—in this case HGH for something that is not any of the three approved uses by the FDA—fall under any reasonable privacy protections? Does medical privacy extend to treatments that would be illegal?
 

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Even Peyton won't get away with that re
BTW a few things I think are worth asking...but no one seems to be asking:

1) Why has Manning's team not contested that something was delivered to Ashley? What kind of evidence must there be out there for his team to basically admit that something was delivered?
It's not what evidence they know is out there - the impact of that risk is simply far too great. Any evidence of something being sent to her would be a kill shot.

They way they've framed it, they've left themselves with outs. If evidence is turned up that something was mailed to Ashley..."yeah, no shit". And if someone digs up evidence of HGH being sent to the household..."we won't violate Ashley's right to medical privacy."
 

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It's funny I'm seeing more articles trashing Peyton for the crass Bud shout outs then the HGH. It'd be funny if the tide finally turned a bit against him because he pitched one brand too many.
The reason the Bud shout-out is so odd, too, is that he did it twice. He said it right when he stepped on the field after the clock hit :00 and was pulled aside for an interview, and then he said it a second time about 15 minutes later.

At first I thought it was harmless and he was just trying to come across as a "good ole boy," but the more I think about it the more it does seem he was making a thinly veiled paid endorsement.
 

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Also, did Bud have any ads this year? I don't remember any but I wasn't paying too close attention. If they didn't, maybe the money went to Peyton instead of the NFL.
 

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Also, did Bud have any ads this year? I don't remember any but I wasn't paying too close attention. If they didn't, maybe the money went to Peyton instead of the NFL.
They had that shitty one with Amy Schumer didn't they? Where she said caucus and then made a cock joke because the first syllable of caucus is cock? If you don't get it, you're sexist.
 

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They had that shitty one with Amy Schumer didn't they? Where she said caucus and then made a cock joke because the first syllable of caucus is cock? If you don't get it, you're sexist.

Bud also had Helen Mirren and also some Clydesdales on acid
 

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I honestly can't remember. The only commercial I remember is the IBS one.
 

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The reason the Bud shout-out is so odd, too, is that he did it twice. He said it right when he stepped on the field after the clock hit :00 and was pulled aside for an interview, and then he said it a second time about 15 minutes later.

At first I thought it was harmless and he was just trying to come across as a "good ole boy," but the more I think about it the more it does seem he was making a thinly veiled paid endorsement.
Is everyone in here unaware that Peyton has investments in 2 Budweiser distributorships in Louisiana ?
 

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A funny Manning hit piece. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/02/10/peyton-manning-is-a-far-bigger-prick-than-cam-newton.html

While Newton expressed his understandable frustration at the biggest disappointment of his professional career, Manning the Virtuous, who’s never met a product plug he didn’t want to plunge directly into his anus,
celebrated his career-capping victory by a) embracing Papa John’s founder John Schnatter, and b) shilling for Budweiser by giddily proclaiming, “I’m going to drink a lot of Budweiser tonight, Tracy, I promise you that.” For the record, Manning owns a stake in two Anheuser-Busch distributors in his home state of Louisiana, as well as 21 Papa Johns pizzerias in Colorado. So, during the most ecstatic moment of his career, Manning took it upon himself to plug his businesses.
 

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There's also the fact the Manning rushed to the locker room without shaking anybody's hands back when the Colts lost the Super Bowl to the Saints. That seems a lot worse to me than Cam giving a surly press conference. Granted, I didn't give a shit about Cam's press conference, so maybe that's just me. But at least Cam acknowledged and congratulated the victors on the field. One would think how a player treats their fellow athletes would be more meaningful than how they treat the media.
 

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Manning is a phony dipshit. We all know this. The fact that most in the country don't just shows how good his PR team is.
 

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I sincerely wonder how he and Eli get along. I bet Eli can't stand him 90% of the time. He must be an obnoxious older brother.
 

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I sincerely wonder how he and Eli get along. I bet Eli can't stand him 90% of the time. He must be an obnoxious older brother.
Eli was legitimately unhappy when they showed the Manning box, with every but Eli cheering. Eli claims he reacted that way because he was trying to figure out the "going for 2" permutations and was distracted by that. Sure, pal, whatever you say. He was pissed because it was going to be Peyton's 2nd ring. And he couldn't come close to hiding it.
 

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There's also the fact the Manning rushed to the locker room without shaking anybody's hands back when the Colts lost the Super Bowl to the Saints. That seems a lot worse to me than Cam giving a surly press conference. Granted, I didn't give a shit about Cam's press conference, so maybe that's just me. But at least Cam acknowledged and congratulated the victors on the field. One would think how a player treats their fellow athletes would be more meaningful than how they treat the media.
You would have thought Peyton would have been happy, having helped New Orleans win a Super Bowl after all those years.
 
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Right, and when Belichick reacted soberly and showed no emotion after Malcolm Butler's interception, it wasn't because the game wasn't over and he was still focused on what was left to do, it had to have been because he was pissed Butler ran out of the endzone and went down at the 2, rather than falling over immediately for the touchback.

And he couldn't come close to hiding it!
 

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Eli was legitimately unhappy when they showed the Manning box, with every but Eli cheering. Eli claims he reacted that way because he was trying to figure out the "going for 2" permutations and was distracted by that. Sure, pal, whatever you say. He was pissed because it was going to be Peyton's 2nd ring. And he couldn't come close to hiding it.
Was Archie "legitimately unhappy" too or could it possibly be that the 2 guys in the box that had actually played know what can happen in the last 3 minutes of a football game?
 

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Eli was legitimately unhappy when they showed the Manning box, with every but Eli cheering. Eli claims he reacted that way because he was trying to figure out the "going for 2" permutations and was distracted by that. Sure, pal, whatever you say. He was pissed because it was going to be Peyton's 2nd ring. And he couldn't come close to hiding it.
I think that was Eli's face when he is thinking really hard. Remember, Eli is the guy who told his running back not to score against the Cowboys earlier this year.
 

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There's also the fact the Manning rushed to the locker room without shaking anybody's hands back when the Colts lost the Super Bowl to the Saints.
This might be the least obnoxious thing I've ever heard out of Archie's mouth:

“It’s really hard, really, really hard,” Manning said. “I like Cam. I’m not going to blast Cam. As a parent you say, ‘I wish he’d have handled it a little different.’ But it hurts.”

When Peyton lost to the Saints in 2010, he left the field without congratulating anyone else. But Archie said Peyton texted Sean Payton and Drew Brees from the locker room that night.

But nothing matched the furor Newton triggered by huffing off the podium after losing to the Broncos.

“He did catch flak about it,” Archie said of his son. “I don’t think until that game I ever had enough sympathy for the losing team in a Super Bowl. You’re really probably the second-best team out of 32 that year, but you come away from that game and feel like you’re 32nd instead of second. I can remember that. I remember how hurt [Peyton] was. . . .

“It’s a hard time, winning the Super Bowl or losing the Super Bowl. Cam, he’ll learn from it.”
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/02/11/archie-manning-im-not-going-to-blast-cam-newton-for-walk-off/
 

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I don't know Archie Manning from Archie Bunker, but here's what Charles Pierce wrote in a Grantland article:

"I first wrote about the Mannings when Peyton was still playing quarterback at Tennessee. I liked all of them a great deal, especially Archie, who remains the nicest man I ever have met in sports."

The whole thing.