https://www.yelp.com/biz/orchids-of-asia-day-spa-jupiter?sort_by=date_descHas anyone seen who owns this business? I haven’t and am curious.
Might be a silver lining in him staying away from Miami. We'd all be spared the unctuous, drunken, slurred, completely played out " tonight, we are all patriots".The Super Bowl is in Miami next year. He needs to get this settled.
rubmaps. Dot com. Holy shit.Probable cause affidavit from Jupiter PD. More detail than you may want to read.
https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/74/98/64c708b942ac9a24ed0e40f57db0/hua-pc.pdf
This might be the best post here.Shouldn't that be, "Release Kraft?"
Ok, so I guess that is better than Yelp would have been.rubmaps. Dot com. Holy shit.
...yadda yadda yadda, I wiped his genital area with a white towel.Ok, so I guess that is better than Yelp would have been.
The phrase "this continued for several minutes" in that police report just made me laugh for a full 30 seconds. The paragraph break before it is just
amazing.
A-forms are marvelous reading.The phrase "this continued for several minutes" in that police report just made me laugh for a full 30 seconds. The paragraph break before it is just
amazing.
You should come work for me.4 magic words: short term memory loss
nevermind. 100 hours of community service?
I’m sure Kraft is going t be upset about spending 10 days in his big house.
Based on the reported facts, I'd guess he'd most likely be offered a Withhold of Adjudication. He pleas "NG," enters a program, pays a fine, and if he stays out of trouble for 6 months the charges are dismissed. Technically there's no finding of guilt. It's discretionary, but designed for first time offenders who have good records in the community and who are not likely to offend again in the future.No, he'd trade a felony for a couple of misdemeanors.
Is that in the report? I’m kinda curious about what happens to the ejaculate in a highly trafficked mall jerkoff shop, but then again I’m a bit of a hypochondriac....yadda yadda yadda, I wiped his genital area with a white towel.
I think Randall described it well in Clerks.Is that in the report? I’m kinda curious about what happens to the ejaculate in a highly trafficked mall jerkoff shop, but then again I’m a bit of a hypochondriac.
Yeah, you may not want to read it. I found myself doing too much time calculation for my own good.Is that in the report? I’m kinda curious about what happens to the ejaculate in a highly trafficked mall jerkoff shop, but then again I’m a bit of a hypochondriac.
I was thinking Male 11. You know how much the Patriots love hoodies.I’ve got Kraft pegged as Male 12.
When I lived in Fort Myers, an Asian massage place advertised on the local ESPN Radio affiliate. In broken English: “Call Asian Massage. We love to see you.”Florida. I work across the street from the "Crystal Spa". Don't even think twice about it.
Like in a Silicon Valley mean jerk time way?Yeah, you may not want to read it. I found myself doing too much time calculation for my own good.
How early does an owner get to a playoff city? Maybe he doesn’t have a hookup in KC and needed to squeeze one in before heading out.I was thinking Male 11. You know how much the Patriots love hoodies.
Also the AFCCG was on the 20th. That would be kind of pushing it in terms of time to get a blowjob and then fly out to KC.
Like a fingers in one anus to hands on another penis way.Like in a Silicon Valley mean jerk time way?
Well, now I have to read it.How early does an owner get to a playoff city? Maybe he doesn’t have a hookup in KC and needed to squeeze one in before heading out.
Like a fingers in one anus to hands on another penis way.
Urbandictionary can help. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=table showerI've read this entire thread and I still don't know what a "table shower" is.
Did he have to pay for that?I’ve got Kraft pegged as Male 12.
Slow day at the firm?Also, I haven’t woken up to so many texts about a news event since 9/11.
Man, I hope they wash those white towels really well.
I have non lawyer friends, I think.Slow day at the firm?
Towels, huh?Man, I hope they wash those white towels really well.
I think it is 13. Kraft is a hugger!I was thinking Male 11. You know how much the Patriots love hoodies.
Also the AFCCG was on the 20th. That would be kind of pushing it in terms of time to get a blowjob and then fly out to KC.
Lol one of the women is named Wang!Towels, huh?
Perfection.
Popehat: I'm just surprised an NFL owner would get a handjob in a pre-existing massage parlor rather than getting taxpayers to build him a new one.
Not a serial killer technically but your point stands of courseThe Patriots literally had a serial killer on their team. I am fairly confident they’ll survive this.
Well if they got Kraft pegged, the video is going to be even more embarrassing than we thought.I’ve got Kraft pegged as Male 12.
That would be the Heavy Petting Olympics, no?My fucking goodness. These women can jack a guy off in like 3-5 minutes? That’s an insane skill. They should be in the fucking Olympics.
Goodwill GamesThat would be the Heavy Petting Olympics, no?