2023 Week 1 NFL Gamethread

Deathofthebambino · Sep 11, 2023

Section15Box113 said:
Still in the tent through the commercial break.
View: https://twitter.com/mikegarafolo/status/1701392366244893037?s=46&t=7rIIKGiPODU0L_yFm9rf_g

Hah, there's Berry

tims4wins · Sep 11, 2023

I’m dying @Ed Hillel

CoffeeNerdness · Sep 11, 2023

Bet he broke something.

Remagellan · Sep 11, 2023

Deathofthebambino said:
The AFC East is WIDE OPEN

I fear next Sunday night Tua and the phlashing Phins might close it.

SoFloSoxFan · Sep 11, 2023

I hope Aaron didn't get Gordon Haywarded. That would be a shame.

natpastime162 · Sep 11, 2023

Ale Xander said:
I’m actually bullish on Zach Wilson. This may be a blessing in disguise for them

Can someone reverse Wally Pip themselves?

Remagellan · Sep 11, 2023

I think the FG is a direct result of Rodgers leaving the game.

54thMA · Sep 11, 2023

Ed Hillel said:
Sir, we call that the Vinny.

Who lasted longer; Rodgers in 2023 or Testaverde in 1999?

Asking for a friend.

nattysez · Sep 11, 2023

Remagellan said:
I think the FG is a direct result of Rodgers leaving the game.

100%.

OnWisc · Sep 11, 2023

CoffeeNerdness said:
Bet he broke something.

Yeah, the spirit of Jets…nation? Or whatever they call themselves.

McBride11 · Sep 11, 2023

TSC said:
Is this the worst thing to ever happen to a Jet in New York on 9/11?

i sadly laughed

ifmanis5 · Sep 11, 2023

Not sure of this diagnosis but FWIW...
View: https://twitter.com/jocktodoc/status/1701393310995320934

Aaron Rodgers injury appears to be either Lisfranc foot injury, ankle sprain or possibly even Achilles. Similar mechanism to JK Dobbins injury Sunday. Best case is ankle sprain. Will miss several weeks best case.

tims4wins · Sep 11, 2023

Checking on @luckiestman

yecul · Sep 11, 2023

Deathofthebambino said:
Hah, there's Berry

Same reaction.

teddykgb · Sep 11, 2023

Where is DRS when you need him? What do you call an injury where an old guy faces 3 pressures on 3 drop backs and decides he doesn’t want to take a beating today?

Jed Zeppelin · Sep 11, 2023

Ed Hillel said:
Too soon?
https://x.com/pointspreadmax/status/1701392015706198154?s=46&t=11SXTvIYT-tl8b6e7iEUVQ

This is art.

OnWisc · Sep 11, 2023

The Jets can use the conditional draft pick they’ll save to trade for someone else.

natpastime162 · Sep 11, 2023

ngruz25 said:
I think the fact that Rodgers didn’t even attempt to walk it off or test out his leg is a pretty ominous sign. He must know something is wrong.

Makes sense, after all, Rodgers is a medical expert.

Deathofthebambino · Sep 11, 2023

yecul said:
Same reaction.

You know it's really him, right? He's working there.

RorschachsMask · Sep 11, 2023

View: https://twitter.com/Handsome_Jake_/status/1701392084911919318?s=20

yecul · Sep 11, 2023

Deathofthebambino said:
You know it's really him, right? He's working there.

Amazing.

Dollar · Sep 11, 2023

54thMA said:
Who lasted longer; Rodgers in 2023 or Testaverde in 1999?

Asking for a friend.

All this game was missing was an Aaron Rodgers version of this photo:

Brohamer of the Gods · Sep 11, 2023

54thMA said:
Who lasted longer; Rodgers in 2023 or Testaverde in 1999?

Asking for a friend.

I looked that up too. Vinny at least went 10/15 for 96 yards with a TD. And an INT, you knew there had to be an INT.

luckiestman · Sep 11, 2023

I’ll say this, Zach is very handsome and I like that in a quarterback

E5 Yaz · Sep 11, 2023

tims4wins said:
Checking on @luckiestman

He's the lone reason I'm not laughing at the moment

tims4wins · Sep 11, 2023

RorschachsMask said:
View: https://twitter.com/Handsome_Jake_/status/1701392084911919318?s=20

Immunized.

glennhoffmania · Sep 11, 2023

That looked bad. And I'm not sad.

Cellar-Door · Sep 11, 2023

What a first game for Rodgers, first they wrap him in an American Flag for the anniversary of a terrorist attack he thinks didn't happen (or was a "false flag"), then he immediately gets hurt

ifmanis5 · Sep 11, 2023

Mannings were mad.
View: https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1701395387527918055

Jnai · Sep 11, 2023

E5 Yaz said:
I wonder if it's total darkness in there

Very good

Gash Prex · Sep 11, 2023

What’s all the Zach Wilson hype? Dude was terrible - just because he got some play in hard knocks doesn’t mean anything when it comes actually playing.

natpastime162 · Sep 11, 2023

luckiestman said:
I’ll say this, Zach is very handsome and I like that in a quarterback

The NFL may hate the Patriots, but God hates the Jets.

CoffeeNerdness · Sep 11, 2023

Full meltdown mode. They should shut off beer sales asap.

k-factory · Sep 11, 2023

Well…at least they got some Hard Knocks episodes out of him

rodderick · Sep 11, 2023

Zach Wilson sucks, but he can throw the shit out of the ball. Laser.

54thMA · Sep 11, 2023

Brohamer of the Gods said:
I looked that up too. Vinny at least went 10/15 for 96 yards with a TD. And an INT, you knew there had to be an INT.

If he blew out his achilles, it falls into the "You can't make this shit up" category.

brandonchristensen · Sep 11, 2023

Gash Prex said:
What’s all the Zach Wilson hype? Dude was terrible - just because he got some play in hard knocks doesn’t mean anything when it comes actually playing.

GET ON THE BANDWAGON

ifmanis5 · Sep 11, 2023

I wonder how many people changed the channel with AR out.

shawnrbu · Sep 11, 2023

Milano.

glennhoffmania · Sep 11, 2023

natpastime162 said:
The NFL may hate the Patriots, but God hates the Jets.

Ah, good to see that the Patriot persecution complex is still alive and well.

E5 Yaz · Sep 11, 2023

k-factory said:
Well…at least they got some Hard Knocks episodes out of him

@richeisen
Well, it least Hard Knocks was fun.

Euclis20 · Sep 11, 2023

Gash Prex said:
What’s all the Zach Wilson hype? Dude was terrible - just because he got some play in hard knocks doesn’t mean anything when it comes actually playing.

What hype? Who thinks he's good?

IdiotKicker · Sep 11, 2023

ifmanis5 said:
I wonder how many people changed the channel with AR out.

Yeah I just turned on the game too.

cornwalls@6 · Sep 11, 2023

Were there any unidentified flying objects spotted in the meadowlands tonight?

Dollar · Sep 11, 2023

Lazard and Cobb are going to be requesting trades at halftime.

Remagellan · Sep 11, 2023

That's why you kick the FG and not take chances.

SemperFidelisSox · Sep 11, 2023

I’m now a Rodgers truther. The injury was an inside job.

soxhop411 · Sep 11, 2023

Commas are important

cshea · Sep 11, 2023

Awesome first 5 quarters for the home team at MetLife

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