Week 2 - Miami: Let’s Groove Tonight

Kenny F'ing Powers

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All Pats fan pounded the Dolphins this game, right?

O'Briens offense performs like Patricia's offense. Sad.
 

Arroyoyo

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Aaaaand goodnight.

We need more dynamic players at QB, WR, LG to keep up with what’s happening throughout the rest of the league. Team building like it’s 1997 doesn’t work in today’s NFL.
 

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I'm not sure Zeke Elliot and Juju would be employed in the NFL if they weren't on the Pats. They have seven touches between them.
 

RG33

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She wasn’t speaking about you literally you fucking douchebag Mike.
 

Dollar

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Always disappointing when the only bright spots at halftime are the rookie kicker and rookie punter.
 

rodderick

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I'm kinda shocked with the extent of the complete pantsing they've received on defense. Even the three and out the Dolphins had, Tua missed two throws, he had Hill and Waddle open and misfired consecutively.
 

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Aaaaand goodnight.

We need more dynamic players at QB, WR, LG to keep up with what’s happening throughout the rest of the league. Team building like it’s 1997 doesn’t work in today’s NFL.
Good night.
 

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The offense isn’t good enough to keep up with this. I think Zolak brought up last week on the radio broadcast that this team is something like 0-12 when the opponent scores 25 or more over the last couple of seasons.
 

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Announcers backhandedly making fun of McDaniel’s physicality and stature. Very nice.

There are only a few dozen of these jobs and he landed one, dickheads.
 

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Their coach is Mike Reiss ffs
Hmm, now I'm wondering if Belichick has been secretly developing his replacement over the past 25 years via press conferences and media engagements. Mike Reiss for HC of the NEP 2026!
 

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The offense isn’t good enough to keep up with this. I think Zolak brought up last week on the radio broadcast that this team is something like 0-12 when the opponent scores 25 or more over the last couple of seasons.
I was looking into this and I think the way more scary number is that they win about 35% of their games when the opponent scored over 10 and 25% when they score over 14. Since 2021 they have won more games in which they gave up 10 points or fewer than they won against teams that scored more than 10. Nevermind 25 points, any time the opponent shows a semblance of offensive competence they've struggled. Average points allowed in their last 16 wins is 11.