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  1. Bernie Carbohydrate

    April 21, 2024: Beat the Heat

    Hard to believe that a professional basketball player would have so little body control and spacial awareness. Martin threw himself into Tatum’s lower body while Tatum was in the air.
  2. Bernie Carbohydrate

    April 21, 2024: Beat the Heat

    Miami down my 30 with 8 minutes left, and Doris feels compelled to sneak in one last paean to Heat Culture. They will still play defense! They will not give up!
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    April 21, 2024: Beat the Heat

    Herro exposed.
  4. Bernie Carbohydrate

    April 21, 2024: Beat the Heat

    Hell yeah. JB passed out of the double team instead of putting his head down and trying to drive through it. Good sign. Fuck the Heat.
  5. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Celtics vs Da Culture - Round 1 (FIGHT!)

    [Edit]…sorry. Thought this was the game thread. Please pretend this is a thoughtful, analytically-grounded, well written post that supports the proposition “The Heat: Fuck Those Guys.”
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    Tuesday: @ Milwaukee

    I guess the Bucks really want the 2-seed.
  7. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Tuesday: @ Milwaukee

    I hope our starters are just getting in a workout. Nothing to prove here, so I trust the bench lose by 20. Wrap Tatum in cotton. I wish the playoffs started tomorrow.
  8. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Saturday at New Orleans

    This is a Peyton Goes Off game. Give him some minutes with the Green Team and 15 shots.
  9. Bernie Carbohydrate

    CFB 2024 Offseason: Spring Games, Transfers, Lawsuits, etc.

    Clemson joins FSU in trying to sue their way out of the ACC. Unintentional comedy: Clemson complains that the ACC penalty for leaving the conference has a “chilling effect” on Clemson’s ability to negotiate entry terms with the SEC. No shit.
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    Just What is Apex Mountain: Rewatchables discussion thread

    Ooops! Too many Ballantine Ales!
  11. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Just What is Apex Mountain: Rewatchables discussion thread

    I’m so pleased they mentioned that Teague was on Emergency!, which was a TV staple in the Carbohydrate house in the 1970s. My Pop was a firefighter, and he hate-watched it, sipping Ballantine Ales, and told us kids how inaccurate it was. But he never missed and episode. Teague’s co-star...
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    2/14 vs. Brooklyn

    He is Rex Chapman reincarnated.
  13. Bernie Carbohydrate

    2/14 vs. Brooklyn

    Brissett thought he was still in Maine. Can’t dunk over NBA players, even if a Brooklyn scrub is only a marginal NBA player. PS Someday Pritchard is going to average 22 ppg for a 25-win team.
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    RIP Jimy Williams

    After the Schourek Start, Jimy said something like “I’m not the type of guy who says I told you so, so why should I say I told you so?”
  15. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Changing a username?

    Sounds like a Pokey Person to me.
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