Recent content by Bernie Carbohydrate

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    The Unikornet

    Which is a feature in one of the best episodes of Game of Zones
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    11/16 at Hawks

    Doris whispers what we are screaming: "Grant Williams could engage the officials less."
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    11/16 at Hawks

    Atlanta better spend halftime discussing how to contain Kornet!
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    11/16 at Hawks

    Fuck those Capella lobs. In the playoffs Time Lord will send that crap into the 10th row. [Please get better Robert]
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    Steve Nash fired, Jacque Vaughn to Brooklyn

    Poor Edmond Sumner. Scrappy guard from Xavier, second rounder, bounces from Indiana to New Orleans, does his time as a two-way player and spends parts of three seasons in the G-league. Traded to Brooklyn. Waived by Brooklyn. Re-signs with Brooklyn. Finally gets a chance at some minutes because...
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    11/16 at Hawks

    I wonder if Brogdon's hamstring is going to be a persistent low-level issue all season. He's fragile, and I suppose we'll have to hope we get 60ish games and health in the playoffs. The Hawks have a killer transition game. PP is going to have to take care of the ball. And please don't let...
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    Story of Dice-K Posting?

    I'm sure he's a lovely guy, but his starts were brutal. I don't live in New England, and for a while I'd get up to Boston only once per summer and catch a Sox game. Two consecutive summers my one pilgrimage to Fenway coincided with a Dice-K start. The shuffling. The standing around. The walks...
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    2022-2023 General Celtics thread

    Doc is going to unlock Michael Olowokandi as a defensive stopper!
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    11/2 Celtics @ Cavs

    Why were Smart and Horford doubling Allen when Mitchell has been roasting the Celtics all quarter?
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    11/2 Celtics @ Cavs

    Bickerstaff bellyaching on every foul against the Cavs. Use your challenge if you’re so sure.
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    10/28 Celtics vs. Cavs -- Μῆνιν ἄειδε!

    The defense…..yikes. Not sure we can outscore other teams night after night.
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    10/28 Celtics vs. Cavs -- Μῆνιν ἄειδε!

    Sing, goddess, of Marselles’ son Jaylen, the young prince Who brought sorrows to the shores of burning Cayahoga, And placed upon a poster those who stood against him, Making the Sons of Bingo Smith themselves cower. For Jaylen was the will of Naismith fulfilled. Muse, sing from the time he...
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    The LA Teams 2022-2023

    The Ringer states the obvious: Russ Must Go
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    Oct. 22 Celtics @ Magic

    JB taking care of business.