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That is absolutely correct but it hasn’t stopped me from jumping around my apartment like a madman for the last few minutes. Christian Benteke just made it all worth it.

I haven't seen much of them this season, but their GD sure stuck out versus the adjacent teams in the table.

Even after that goal from Brighton, Palace's defense looks like a kid playing with matches since halftime.

Well holy shit, I like that! Welcome to Croydon JP Mateta!

The way things have gone, I imagine you're right, but I hope you're wrong.

Does Crystal Palace pretty much every season I’ve followed them count? :)

I’m mostly just hoping that Monday won’t be as awful as the last few. I’ll brew the coffee ;)

I’m finally watching the Union-Schalke game. Earlier in the game, the announcers said that Taiwo Awoniyi has missed 7 “sitters” this season (I didn’t know that was a stat). He just missed another. Can Liverpool please get him a work permit or at least get him out of Berlin?

It's got to be better than yet another godawful Palace performance. Burnley had only scored two away goals in their last 9 games. They got two in about 9 minutes today.

A few months ago, there were a couple of Bayern Leverkusen vans parked in our courtyard. I thought that was weird, but didn't think too much of it. One of my neighbors who I'm friendly with just told me that it's because Patrick Weiser lives three floors above me, and when his son Mitchell is...

Newcastle 1 - Palace 2 FT

Townsend just missed a sitter that would have iced it.

And now Cahill with a goal off a nice set piece. I've said this before, but Eze's delivery is sooooo much better than anyone who has recently preceded him.

Jairo Riedewald >>> Jonjo Shelvey at the candylandriots apartment. 1-1 on a really, really nice goal.