DLew On Roids

DLew On Roids · Dec 4, 2015

Regardless of what Weebs says, I never schtupped Heidi Watney.

quint · Jan 30, 2011

I want power Dlew. POWER

DLew On Roids · Jan 7, 2011

LTF · Jul 31, 2010

I ate your dick.

DLew On Roids · Jul 21, 2010

is Jordan and TRic is Ehlo.

DLew On Roids · Jul 19, 2010

will slap TRic with an open hand.

Jneen · Mar 6, 2010

schmoopy!

Papelmate · Aug 31, 2009

You are my friend and I like you very much.

LTF · Aug 28, 2009

I am going to rape your vomit.

quint · Aug 14, 2009

I thought it smelled a bit musty in there.

Jneen · Jul 15, 2009

Thanks. Nice asshat.

quint · May 18, 2009

My family is exactly like the Brady Bunch. We may not be perfect, but my father did die from AIDS.

quint · Mar 20, 2009

The rating scale here sucks.
Just so you know, I went with Richard Gere.

Thieving Venison · Mar 9, 2009

The one star fairy has just visited this profile.

Jneen · Feb 17, 2009

no, you're schmoopy!

quint · Feb 17, 2009

One baby, when the right is have, I'd like to day your time.

Boatswain · Feb 16, 2009

One day, when the time is right, I'd like to have your baby.

quint · Feb 9, 2009

I called you Betsy Ross before you-know-who.

LTF · Dec 11, 2008

I hate you.

Jneen · Oct 17, 2008

hi woobies!!!!!

quint · Oct 15, 2008

I'd still fuck Linda Blair.

Jneen · Aug 19, 2008

thanks for coming to brunch with us

quint · Aug 12, 2008

You know that feeling right before you pass out drunk? That's exactly how it feels.
That's also why I drink every night.

bosoxgrl · Aug 10, 2008

How bout I sit on your lap?

Traut · Aug 9, 2008

touche

Jneen · Aug 8, 2008

be prepared. be very prepared.

Traut · Aug 8, 2008

You're one of the people I'm looking forward to meeting at the bash. I don't think you get the respect you deserve round here.

Sille Skrub · Aug 8, 2008

All I can say is: Buttsex.

Goosewptc · Aug 1, 2008

How come you want me dead? Is it because I'm black?

bosoxgrl · Jul 27, 2008

You visited and didn't comment?
Can't wait to see you!

LTF · Jul 25, 2008

What he said.

bosoxgrl · Mar 10, 2008

Love you - I don't think he's invited.

AlNipper49 · Feb 5, 2008

If you were black you would be my favorite negro.

LTF · Feb 5, 2008

Nice penis pic.

Thieving Venison · Jan 31, 2008

I just burped and tasted roast beef.

Jneen · Jan 30, 2008

hi!!!!

Traut · Jan 28, 2008

Don't even know what a/s/l is. Seriously.

Jneen · Jan 13, 2008

wow, I don't even remember leaving that other comment

DLew On Roids · Jan 10, 2008

GODDAMN you are sexy.

quint · Jan 7, 2008

Your days of being "creepy uncle" cute are drawing to a close douche-face.

Jneen · Dec 15, 2007

if I rubbed my nipples on you, would you pretend to remember me?

LTF · Dec 1, 2007

How's it going, crap sandwich with cheese?

Thieving Venison · Sep 19, 2007

If you don't stop being mean to Imgran I'm going to beat you with his penis. (It's fucking huge)

LTF · Aug 16, 2007

Howisyourbickens?

Jneen · Aug 11, 2007

Grampa always said...there ain't no Coupe DeVille hiding in the bottom of a Cracker Jack box....either that, or it was Meatloaf. I'm too drunk to care.

bosoxgrl · Aug 9, 2007

Nice avatar! I like the closeup shot.

Jneen · Jul 23, 2007

I <3 the exploding handpound.

quint · Jun 3, 2007

thanks again for the AIDS.

LTF · May 29, 2007

How is your new Asian boy doing?

Jneen · May 27, 2007

LTF broke the Prip again. Either that, ir it was TR!c.