"It's the man he is that draws the hate, at least as far as I'm concerned. I can't watch him on the mound without thinking "douche". He shakes off his catcher like a douche. He cries to the ump like a douche. He shows up his teammates like a douche. He deflects blame and criticism after the game like a douche. He's a horse-faced douche."-Red(s)HawksFan on John Lackey
"This type of caca-phony is precisely what Teddy was talking about earlier. This isn't a rumor, it's idle speculation that sets off various tangents into the primordial ooze."-E5 Yaz in the thread I keep refreshing to see rumors that aren't there.