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    April 26--I hate the Cubs

    What? You know I'm never right.
  2. Moviegoer

    April 26--I hate the Cubs

    Wow. Really?
  3. Moviegoer

    April 26--I hate the Cubs

    They're gonna get no-hit. Calling it.
  4. Moviegoer

    April 26--I hate the Cubs

    Crawford was always going to come back to Earth. The question is how big the crater's gonna be.
  5. Moviegoer

    April 26--I hate the Cubs

    He ain't scoring runs, but he sure is taking them away.
  6. Moviegoer

    April 26--I hate the Cubs

    At least Duran seems to have improved on his Damon-like noodle arm.
  7. Moviegoer

    April 26--I hate the Cubs

    Eh. All I know is that it ain't Pinnochios. And I miss Pinnochios.
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    April 26--I hate the Cubs

    Their pizza is like what you get when someone tries to make Sicilian pizza based on a vague, half mumbled description. While drunk.
  9. Moviegoer

    R1/3: Drake Maye QB UNC

    That's the good answer. The other three would've put us in contention with the Jets for nuttiest QB.
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    R1/3: Drake Maye QB UNC

    Yeah, I kinda want some more on this. Right now I can conceive of four answers to this and three of them are really, really bad.
  11. Moviegoer

    Anxiety is Good for You

    If they're not looking to trade Yoshida I have no idea what they are doing.
  12. Moviegoer

    The Amazing Criswell?

    I'm feeling cautiously optimistic about the outcome of this game. Also starting to feel cautiously optimistic about Wilyer's future, too.
  13. Moviegoer

    The Amazing Criswell?

    A hit!!!! Wouldn't you know it? Bobby's hit comes during the SOSH freeze. And then...
  14. Moviegoer

    The Amazing Criswell?

    Now give him the eighth. Fuck it. Bullpen game tomorrow.
  15. Moviegoer

    The Amazing Criswell?

    Give him the seventh too. Leave him unless he gives up three. Fuck it. Bullpen game tomorrow.
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