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    Coronavirus Pause Game Thread

    because if he was adequate let alone good in the 2013 final we're probably talking about 2 cups in 3 years.
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    Coronavirus Pause Game Thread

    and now I'm sad again.
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    Coronavirus Pause Game Thread

    Sequin was so fucking good this game. Kind of forget about it a little bit.
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    April NHL News

    Out of surgery but still in the induced coma View: https://twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/1247654682916311040?s=19
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    Coronavirus Pause Game Thread

    I'm still in the lab MWF which helps an amazing amount. TH wfh are a little sketchy. I can write at least but not a lot of science being done those days, ya know? Been playing lots of XBOX (mostly The Division weirdly enough) and watching the 2011 replay. Binged all 3 seasons of Ozark last...
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    Real Fantasy- Draft

    No one wants a cancer on their team. Wait, it was that he had it not that he was a? Oh. Hmmm. Welll... If we squint maybe it'll still fit? And he can be friends with Phil. Shea Theodore, D
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    Tuuka Rask stinks (literally)

    no, as in I bet Rask is fucking proud of it not embarrassed by it.
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    The Athletic covers hockey

    I'm generally a fan of Jack. I think he's incredibly well prepared and calls a decent game. I also think he would be better if he turned the histrionics down a few levels. Unfortunately it seems like it's happening more lately.
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    Real Fantasy- Draft

    You suck - go have a hot dog! I can't believe you criticized the dumpster fire that is USA hockey for not taking you and then flaming out. Wait, you're a 30 goal scorer? And you were the leading scorer on a cup winning team? And they guys in the room seem to like you? Come on down Phil Kessel!
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    Coronavirus Pause Game Thread

    That deflection off the rebound off of Seidenberg almost killed me
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    Coronavirus Pause Game Thread

    Fucking Subban and that dive
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    Real Fantasy- Draft

    I was going to pick Jones but couldn't think of a snarky why he's not wanted so EK it was. And hey, what's $6 million between friends. Canada will cover our bailout.
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    Real Fantasy- Draft

    Shouldn't defensemen play defense?? How can a guy win an award for defensemen on the basis of his offense? That's crazy! HeRRf DeRf Analytics nerds Erik Karlsson, D