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    2023-2024 General NBA Season Thread

    I am sick of these assholes quite honestly, but the Celtics should win without too much issue. This Heat team isn’t very good, especially without Butler. Spo isn’t currently in possession of a magic wand.
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    2023-2024 General NBA Season Thread

    Obvious, but both of these teams stink on ice. Why is Chicago allergic to the pick and roll? Meanwhile, the Heat just have no one exciting on offense except Herro.
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    2023-2024 General NBA Season Thread

    I am so spoiled by the Celtics this season, this is beyond brutal to watch. Coby White has no real plan with the ball.
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    2023-2024 General NBA Season Thread

    Injuries are the worst, yes even when it's the Heat. Hopefully he just got scared and it's not a season ender. edit: yup, he's fine.
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    2023-2024 General NBA Season Thread

    Injuries suck, but Lakers getting Denver is a pretty great outcome.
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    Who are you rooting for in the Play In Games?

    Miami is really no match for the Celtics this year, Spo or not - the only reason I wouldn't love playing them is they're dirty af, starting with Bam and ending with their propensity to get up under shooters. If not for that, I would really enjoy sending those scrubs home early.
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    4/11 - Who will the Knicks play?

    I think the thing that comforts me is this team is very different from previous versions. Last year they seemed to play down to their competition - this year they crushed bad teams. Last year they were a really poor 3rd quarter team - so improved this year. Defensively, they are improved...
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    4/11 - Who will the Knicks play?

    Exactly. OG Anunoby does not tilt the Knicks over the Celtics, it's just absolutely silly.
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    4/11 - Who will the Knicks play?

    Gamethreads never disappoint. That does not fit the narrative! No SGA! Etc etc.
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    4/11 - Who will the Knicks play?

    Brunson is a well known flop artist.
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    4/11 - Who will the Knicks play?

    They seem like they're going half speed - which I don't mind, really. When they turn it up, it's obvious. I do worry about rust for going full tilt in the playoffs, but my nerves will find something to worry about either way.
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    2023-2024 General NBA Season Thread

    It's 100% Brunson. I don't fear the Knicks either, especially with them getting screwed by injuries, but Brunson is currently dominant. Butler and Mitchell haven't been for awhile, I'd also put Haliburton in that category. If you'd asked me before the ASB, he may have been my choice - but he's...
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    Tuesday: @ Milwaukee

    That was an ugly three pointer, of course he cans it. Don't care about this game as long as we get out healthy. My nerves will not be able to take these next 3.5 games.
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    Friday: Sacramento Sucks

    So many Celtics have leveled up this year - Pritchard, Brown (final form?), Kornet. Really fun to watch.