I am sorry but this has to be my least favorite profile on facebook. <a href="http://t.co/AnXYKQBq" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/AnXYKQBq</a> Some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
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After hearing the reviews from people coming to my shows, I now know people really like hearing about <a href="http://www.twitter.com/philathropygirl" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@philathropygirl</a> vagina.
Probably should put that on your resume. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/KristaHicks" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@KristaHicks</a> The greatest feeling in the world: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/SororityProblem" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@SororityProblem</a> following me
Holy crap the Angels traded Mathis? Scioscia must be locked in bedroom crying... <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23mlb" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#mlb</a>
Who the hell is MIchael Buble?
will piledrive DLew On ROids
Team TRic
The hot dog vendor and JDDrew post is perfect. Best thing you ever wrote, maybe. Funny and true. Genius.hey lampshade, pay for the mets tickets or i'll offer them up to someone else. Don't leave me hanging, dude. Your PM box is full.
Lets be BFF
You are killing this team with your attitude
*Poof*
come to the Beach Bash.
I have to . . . make shit.You're the whitest Hispanic ever. And that's including Mike Lowell.
You and DH3 should get a place together.
Sorry about the sudden loss of your whiteness.
Happy Birthday, teste cyst.
You needed some love.I think Trautwein wants to touch your pee-pee.
I'll bring some stale pretzels from a street vendor and some way overpriced candy from Dylan's. Okay.
I'm crashing at your place for the Super Bowl.
I'm spending a long weekend in the city. Yeah!!!I just pooped in Nip's hat. I shall soon poop in yours!
The minx is a nurse at New York Presbyterian.
Merry Christmas.
I wouldn't fuck your mom's housekeeper with my cousin Bob's dick.
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMOREI'm in your head.
I want to have your babiesYer fuckin funny.
Hey, guess what?Does this mean I cant join your frat?
Dude, what's with you posting on the Main Board all of a sudden? Stop it. It's disorienting.Never cuddle with 'neen.
Premarital sex is a one way ticket to hell.
Hola. Did we meet at the bash? Some parts are, um, a little fuzzy.....Don't feel bad about C-cup. 5 stars.
you never did cuddle me. bastard.
This time next week . . . I'll be fucking you.
Ricardo. I'm going shot-for-shot for you on Fri nite. Have yo mama on speed dial.My Penis' Christian name is Thomas.
Coincidence?
I want to stick a thumbtack in the hole of your pee pee
I horrify you in real life. admit it.
I bet you liked watching "American Gladiators" as well.
Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we talk about hanging out, and getting drunk together.
And then you get really drunk at some crazy early time and then aren't able to come down here to drink.
And then I make your mom my dick puppet.
Still not at 1,000. YOU DROOL, I RULE.clean out your message box. and no, that is not a euphemism. Well, i suppose it could be, but i still don't quite know the sassy lingo around here.i just friended you.
can I see your wee wee? -
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