2020 Patrick Chung Watch: Drug Charges Dismissed

shaggydog2000

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Have you never watched Cops??? If it’s your car/house man, it don’t matter if you “have no idea how that got there”.
Wait, when they arrested him, did Chung have a wifebeater on, or was he shirtless? The latter clearly indicates a felony, from watching COPS.
 

djbayko

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Times have certainly changed, back in my day, no matter how much blow was available at any party, the possibility that any, even trace amounts, would still be 'left lying around' to be noticed after the party ended was absolutely zero....
While I believe everyone here would agree with this, most of us aren’t millionaires :)
Wonder if it impacts his bump and run coverage.
This is a real blow to the Pats’ title defense.
I just hate this drip, drip in the news.
 

Marciano490

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I dunno if this conclusion is a mortal lock.
I mean, coke isn’t a great sex drug for men.

And, unless he’s just got a Montoya-esque stash, blow isn’t really something people just leave out.

It’s like leaving a porno on pause.
 

bakahump

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Presuming Chung really is not the coke owner.
I assume the coke wasnt in a pile on the counter. (I know cant assume anything). But was rather in some container. Was Chungs prints on the container? Ie his prints on the Baggie?
(I am also assuming it wasnt in the suger bowl that Pat set on the table moments before leaving, and then his friends filled with Coke after he left).

I always wonder why guys on Cops/Live PD dont pull the "Aint mine...fingerprint it" If indeed it wasnt theirs. <Stop laughing> Sure they get arrested.....but seems like any Sosh attorney could argue that if no prints then it cant be his. Might be a ploy worth trying if you on probation for something else.

Of course I am finally also assuming that someone on Cops/Live PD would be smart enough to think about this.
 

InstaFace

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hilarious. all his "conditions" are also conditions of his continued employment by the Patriots.

"...so, uh, I guess I'll just keep doing what I was doing, then"

"Carry on!"