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  1. Bozo Texino

    Justin Turner and COVID

    ...that's a distinct possibility, actually.
  2. Bozo Texino

    Justin Turner and COVID

    It was a joke. "2B" = "to-be." I know he's a third baseman.
  3. Bozo Texino

    Justin Turner and COVID

    I think E5 Yaz actually had it right. Turner is a free agent to-be.
  4. Bozo Texino

    Justin Turner and COVID

    I'm so sorry.
  5. Bozo Texino

    Justin Turner and COVID

    The responses to this tweet prove just how fucked we are as a country. This thing ain't going away. Even when a vaccine is available.
  6. Bozo Texino

    The Ringer

    It's frightening how accurate this is. Frightening.
  7. Bozo Texino

    The Ringer

    I'm picturing Simmons saying to himself "Hey! That's the cover of Time Fades Away!" and snickering.
  8. Bozo Texino

    BEAT L.A. (The Gamethread)

    I love Mookie. I will always love Mookie. But I fucking HATE Dodger fans. Go Rays.
  9. Bozo Texino

    Down 3-0, 2004 vs. 2020 comp

    Dammit. Congrats, @VORP Speed.
  10. Bozo Texino

    Down 3-0, 2004 vs. 2020 comp

    ...I'm still not saying a fucking thing.
  11. Bozo Texino

    Poll-ALCS Game 7 Good v Evil the poll

    I've seen polls on Lou Dobbs' show with less bias. Go 'Stros.
  12. Bozo Texino

    Down 3-0, 2004 vs. 2020 comp

    I'm not saying a fucking thing.
  13. Bozo Texino

    Should the Red Sox Bring Back Alex Cora as Manager?

    He's a good manager and he served his time. Bring him back.
  14. Bozo Texino

    Joe Morgan passes away at 77

    An early Astros great. Rest in peace.
  15. Bozo Texino

    Arsenal 20-21: Artetenal and/or Kia Joorabchian Futebol Clube

    That is fantastic. But shouldn't it be the other way around? Wenger there first?
  16. Bozo Texino

    Root root root for the **** team

    As a Houston fan, I'd like them to win a more legitimate* title. So they're first. HOU SD OAK TB MIA ATL LAD NYY * I said "more legitimate," not "fully legitimate." A 60 game season with a 16 team postseason is not a real season.
  17. Bozo Texino

    2020 NFL: Wk.3 Game Thread

    Damn! Seattle/Dallas is wild so far. A touchback on a sure-thing touchdown for the 'Hawks.
  18. Bozo Texino

    The Ringer

    That quote from Affleck about the Phoenix had me rolling my eyes. Really enjoyed the rest, though. Thanks.