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  1. Bernie Carbohydrate

    5/29 - The Last Of Us

    The Celts will start hitting threes in the second half. We got this.
  2. Bernie Carbohydrate

    5/27 - Weekend At Bernie's

    Sorry. Late to the thread. Did I miss anything?
  3. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Your top "forgot he was a Red Sox"

    This was the Trade Mookie topic on Ye Olde SoSH. So many locked threads. Trading Tudor was dumb, but as a kid I was thrilled by the transaction. What could go wrong? Easler’s nickname was literally “The Hitman.” It also led to the weird trade whereby the Sox traded a power hitter no-glove DH...
  4. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Winning At Home is Possible on May 19, 2023

    I just chuckled. Marcus wanted to reduce his touch-to-turnover duration rating, so rather than dribble a bit then fling it at Jalen’s feet, he handed it over. Efficient.
  5. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Doc Rivers fired as 76ers coach

    I agree that Embiid in motion seems like nonsense given his stamina issues, but I don't think Doc used Embiid to full effect on offense. Many times against the Celtics I was delighted to see Embiid setting up outside and taking a three early in the shot clock. He went 4-20 from deep in the...
  6. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Game 1: Come Tomorrow, Wake Up Anew, See the Sun.

    Well, maybe they're the Tim Flannery of NBA teams. I don't know. Do we agree that the "Celts in 5" crew are the Benjy Compsons of the Port Cellar?
  7. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Game 1: Come Tomorrow, Wake Up Anew, See the Sun.

  8. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Game 1: Come Tomorrow, Wake Up Anew, See the Sun.

    Current situation at the House of Bernie. Have we won yet? Youtube TV …. It’s fantastic.
  9. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Game 1: Come Tomorrow, Wake Up Anew, See the Sun.

    I wanna donkey punch all the savants in the Port Cellar who were posting “Celts in 5.” Have they not watched this fucking team in the playoffs? No lead is safe, and any daylight between us and the opponent means the turnovers and lazy defense are coming right up. I can see “Celts in 7,” but...
  10. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Game 7: Knowing More Than Who Our Parents Were

    Al with extraordinary defense there. Closed out on the three, recovered, and cut off the drive.
  11. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Game 7: Knowing More Than Who Our Parents Were

    Ok, now let’s not piss this away. Stay locked in on defense, don’t grind the pace to a crawl, and NO SLOPPY TURNOVERS.
  12. Bernie Carbohydrate

    The Uniform

    The Sox had to trade him in ‘69 so they could reset the luxury tax.
  13. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Game 5: Sixers at Boston: Lobster Rolls > Cheese Steaks

    Al, I was was shocked. It was like the were proud of it. What a fucking fraud. It's the Harden-snapping-his-head-back-on-an-uncontested-three of sandwiches.
  14. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Game 5: Sixers at Boston: Lobster Rolls > Cheese Steaks

    One time I was in the City of Brotherly Love for work and had to stay in a fancy downtown hotel. Looking for a quick lunch, I asked at the desk for directions to a sandwich shop. The clerk spits out some garbled phrases in that atrocious Philly accent, pointing down the street. I find the...
  15. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Mookie redux

    Jesus, Kliq, what do you want? There was no way they were going to keep both Betts and Bogaerts, and they did the absolute right thing hanging onto the guy who a. Plays a more challenging defensive position b. Is more durable and c. has the bat to move to another position later in his career...
  16. Bernie Carbohydrate

    4/25 - G5 vs. Hawks

    See, that's the thing. We didn't lose on Young's 30-foot heave. We lost on missed free throws (7/13), not closing out on Atlanta threes (they shot 46% from deep), and treating the fourth quarter of a playoff game like it was the second quarter of a fucking midweek February...
  17. Bernie Carbohydrate

    4/25 - G5 vs. Hawks

    Many weak performances tonight, but watching Defensive Player of the Year Marcus Smart play like he has rocks in his head was infuriating. Bad shots. Turnovers. Dumb fouls. Ref-baiting. Just a shit show.
  18. Bernie Carbohydrate

    The future is so bright...it's the 2023 Pats Draft Contest!

    QB John Matocha, Colorado Mines RB TJ Cole, Ouachita Baptist WR Brendan Beaulieu, Bemidji State OL Gottlieb Ayedze, Frostburg State DL Zach Howard, Northwest Missouri DL Caleb Murphy, Ferris State LB Jaylen McDuffie, Seton “Not Hall” Hill LB Nathan Moore, Notre Dame (the other one) DB Tristan...
  19. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Round 1, Game 2 - Tuesday, 7 p.m., against the Hapless Hawks

  20. Bernie Carbohydrate

    Ferriss in the 6th, Hughson in the 7th! Or the Other Way Around! But Not Harris in the 6th!

    I love it. World Series schedule changed on the whim of the ticket office. The Sox were prohibitive favorites going into the series. Ted won the MVP, Doerr was third in the MVP voting, with Pesky 4th, Ferriss 6th, and Dom at 9th. That's five Red Sox in the top ten MVP voting, and Hughson...
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