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  1. Sprowl

    True Fans, Idiots, or Masochists

    We bad, we bad, we superbad
  2. Sprowl

    True Fans, Idiots, or Masochists

    Wong is taking a beating. (wait for it)
  3. Sprowl

    True Fans, Idiots, or Masochists

    The meek shall inherit the cellar.
  4. Sprowl

    9/26 Cook the Rays

    Enmanuel which means BABIP with us
  5. Sprowl

    9/26 Cook the Rays

    Enmanuel taketh, Enmanuel giveth back.
  6. Sprowl

    9/26 Cook the Rays

    When he spits the marbles out, it comes out something like Yoshida extends his major league baseball record for grounding out to second.
  7. Sprowl

    9/26 Cook the Rays

    Abreu and Valdez are still playing for something: the future, Mr Gittes, the future.
  8. Sprowl

    9/26 Cook the Rays

    and in the darkness bind them.
  9. Sprowl

    9/26 Cook the Rays

    (nods sagely) - Johnny Damon
  10. Sprowl

    9/26 Cook the Rays

    McGuire is down. The body count increments by one.
  11. Sprowl

    9/26 Cook the Rays

    The Red Sox death spiral is being performed with great sincerity.
  12. Sprowl

    9/26 Cook the Rays

    The 2023 Red Sox are feckless and unlovable. Why do we stick with them as fans? Well, for one thing, we're still hungry. The only glory left in this miserable season is the chance to cook the Rays and spoil the Orioles. I propose to begin with raie au beurre noisette.
  13. Sprowl

    9/24 I Hope They Play Today

    That ball travelled.
  14. Sprowl

    9/24 I Hope They Play Today

    I dunno. Crawford is at 93 pitches and several mph lost on the fastball. That's a jam he shouldn't work out of.
  15. Sprowl

    9/23: KENJOY EVERY SANDWICH

    The more things Dalbec, the more they stay the same.
  16. Sprowl

    9/23: KENJOY EVERY SANDWICH

    2023 in a nutshell.
  17. Sprowl

    9/23: KENJOY EVERY SANDWICH

    But what he throws are cherce.
  18. Sprowl

    9/23: KENJOY EVERY SANDWICH

    He had no respect for the halfling.
  19. Sprowl

    9/23: KENJOY EVERY SANDWICH

    Little Raffy dazzles afoot.
  20. Sprowl

    9/23: KENJOY EVERY SANDWICH

    Beni has come a long way down since his Frodo days.
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