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    Go crap in your crisper.

    Go crap in your crisper.
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    One day, when the time is right, I'd like to have your baby.

    One day, when the time is right, I'd like to have your baby.
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    Poop. Baby poop if you need specifics.

    Poop. Baby poop if you need specifics.
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    Not to get all clingy and shit, but, when are these raised red sores going away? You seemed...

    Not to get all clingy and shit, but, when are these raised red sores going away? You seemed trustworthy when you told me in the alley that they stemmed from a cold you got volunteering with the elderly.
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    Twat.

    Twat.
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    Seriously, are you wearing something sexy?

    Seriously, are you wearing something sexy?
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    I'm wearing your UNDERWEAR!

    I'm wearing your UNDERWEAR!
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    Nice jugs.

    Nice jugs.
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    You were AWESOME last night...

    You were AWESOME last night...
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    Dude - I think I left my undies in your back seat..

    Dude - I think I left my undies in your back seat..
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    I just cracked open a beer, stay off the sidewalks!

    I just cracked open a beer, stay off the sidewalks!
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    I blame you for this whole orange julia crap. mnookin indeed.

    I blame you for this whole orange julia crap. mnookin indeed.
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    Where are these big-ass titties you speak of? My email appears empty. sad face

    Where are these big-ass titties you speak of? My email appears empty. sad face
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    You never offer to set my hairy growler on fire. :(

    You never offer to set my hairy growler on fire. :(
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    About last night - you should see your doctor.

    About last night - you should see your doctor.
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    I want to have your dirty, dirty ass baby

    I want to have your dirty, dirty ass baby
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    lick me where the pampers is

    lick me where the pampers is