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    That's All-Star BROCK HOLT!

        Please, his paramour is very baashful. 
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    #DFG: Canceling the Noise

        NFL is fake.    WWE
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    The Cardinal in the Computer System

      This will definitely taint Michael Wacha's legacy....The only thing we can be sure of is that the Cardinals hack the right way....I can't wait to see the next installment of Hackgate.....massive sarcasm alert. 
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    #DFG: Canceling the Noise

      There you go, attempting to use common sense. You keep forgetting that Commisar Goodell is the keeper and arbiter of common sense. Small minds like yours and mine shouldn't try to function above our station in life -- we simply offend the protector of the integrity of the game when we do so.
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    Bryan Price dropped 77 F-bombs in a 5-minute media session (now with audio!)

      I would applaud the 77 F-bombs if CHB was a recipient. ... Seriously, the guy should be granted a leave of absence for long enough to get a psychiatric assessment, then either treated (including an extended leave) or fired.
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    Protecting the Shields -- The Nick Cafardo Thread

    Maybe Barnes is returning to the mound to prepare for a new TV show, "The Pitching Dead."...Note to Ben: This opens up a whole new talent recruiting strategy--can we get The Babe back?....Also, Eddie Yost would be a natural for "The Walking Dead."...I'm probably going overboard--it's just Nick...
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    #DFG: Canceling the Noise

    It just so happens that Bud is in need of a job....Bud Selig, Come on Down!     :-)   In other news, EV has reviewed the individual PSI readings and determined that if you throw out Balls #3, 7, and 11,  the remaining balls average only .06 PSI below the minimum standard.    Just for the record...
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    Jose Canseco accidentally shoots himself (with a gun this time)

    Genie :. Your wish is my command...Buh -bye, Farrell.    In other news...He wasn't aware until sometime AFTER the shot that his "finance " (see, he don't need Ozzie's stinkin' money ) was in the room with him??  If that was MY finance, I'd be aware if she was within three blocks. 
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    Jose Canseco accidentally shoots himself (with a gun this time)

    Good thing Jose wasn't watching porn when he had his accident, else it might've been worse than a finger. 
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    Jose Canseco accidentally shoots himself (with a gun this time)

    Next time Jose wants to give someone the finger, he may actually give them the finger. 
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    BP's Top 100 Prospects List

    Generally you're right about the Sox not trading ML players for prospects, but 1) Nick Punto says "Hello. " , and 2) one could view a situation like Ellsbury leaving and the Sox getting a pick as a type of trade. 
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    These stats don't make sense--his career line is .344/.482/.634/1.116. Also, Ted said he wanted...

    These stats don't make sense--his career line is .344/.482/.634/1.116. Also, Ted said he wanted people TO SAY "there goes the greatest hitter", he disavowed that he was such (see Ruth, Babe).
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    Hi. Lurker jkshute here. Sometimes people forget the word "Fame" in HOF. Will u tell your...

    Hi. Lurker jkshute here. Sometimes people forget the word "Fame" in HOF. Will u tell your grandkids about the day u went to Fenway and saw Rice break his bat on a check swing? Sure. Will u tell them about how Rafael put together X number of quality years? I don't think so. I.e., one is...
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    Abraham and SOSHers who state that Jacoby is a pussy and soft, fall into the CHB trap of...

    Abraham and SOSHers who state that Jacoby is a pussy and soft, fall into the CHB trap of negativity and slander. Didn't anyone learn from Williamson, CLement, et al? These guys LIVE to play ball--they are not looking to get time off.