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    Cam Booser called up and added to 40 man. Joe Jacques optioned

    My God, he's he's the love child of Sidd Finch and Super Dave Osborne.
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    SS possibilities going forward

    Callis-Dykstra-Mayo suggest it might be time https://www.mlb.com/news/prospect-callup-candidates-for-each-team-2024?t=mlb-pipeline-coverage I have faith in Yale alum CBOCB to stick to the mantra "No Shortstop Before Its Time," and bring him up when they think he's ready, and not to quiet the...
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    What do you want Pats to do with #3?

    Too bad Shedeur Sanders isn't in the draft. His likely "fuck off with your HR-inspired group inteview games" would be extremely alpha.
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    2024 Draft ANTI-Binkies

    Keon Coleman. No interest in a guy who can make contested catches. At #34., I'd rather have an OT or a WR with a higher ceiling.
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    Dalbec sent down to AAA (recalled to BOS on 4/12)

    Unless Dalbec can play a respectable shortstop, it doesn't much matter what Romy can hit in the short term.
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    Red Sox, Ceddanne Rafaela agree to contract extension

    You don't let a short-term sunk cost like Giolito get in the way of a deal like this. As others have mentioned, he doesn't have to hit much for the contract to be a steal, particularly if you factor in salary inflation over the next several years.
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    Red Sox, Ceddanne Rafaela agree to contract extension

    It's SoSH. The deal is a dumb overpay precisely until they won't pay enough to keep homegrown talent. And no, we don't need to know the terms of the contract.
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    What do you want Pats to do with #3?

    People can reasonably disagree about BB's choices at any particular point given the data at hand, but he had four years to get things back on track after Brady left, and here we are. The idea that the a rebuild began two years ago is ahistorical.
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    What do you want Pats to do with #3?

    You don't seriously believe that's an apples-to-apples comparison, do you?
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    What do you want Pats to do with #3?

    If ownership is stupid enough to start firing people two years into a rebuild because they haven't made the playoffs in a difficult division, they will deserve the bottom-third, not quite mediocre teams that will likely follow for years.
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    3.31 - Easter Funday

    Take a split on the West Coast and the team's preparedness coming out of the gate every day and twice on Sunday.
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    The Next Pats QB: Daniels or Maye?

    Today I learned that the reason I didn't make it as a QB isn't because I'm 5'3", it's because I only weigh 130 lbs.
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    NCAA Friday Game Thread

    Relax, they're going to win this, however hard the zebras have to try.
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    NCAA Friday Game Thread

    Refs appear to have been reminded about the assumed outcome.
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    Patriots' 2024 Free Agency Thread

    I would be rather gobsmacked if the Patriots of all teams didn't get this after two decades of VIP Shopper status during free agency. There's no point in making big commitments to guys whose skills aren't worth it. Being ready to spend a ton on actually-talented guys to protect your new QB...
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    Patriots' 2024 Free Agency Thread

    Really? You're not sure they "even put in an effort?" Is it difficult to envision why a premium-tier guy on the back nine might choose a playoff-bound team rather than being an Act I character in the Patriots Rebuild?
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    A Reunion: Brissett back in New England. 1 year, $8 million

    Those workouts Zappe's been having with the Pats WRs are about to get awkward. Great signing for the need at hand.
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    Official Patriots 2024 Draft Pick Watch Thread (#3)

    He's probably more familiar with Val Kilmer's turn in Tombstone.
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    Brayan Bello signed to a 6 year, $55 million extension

    Yeah, if only they had been able to sign Bogaerts to something in the 6/120 range earlier on.
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    Official Patriots 2024 Draft Pick Watch Thread (#3)

    They were never bad enough to suck into #1 unless someone in the org was actively trying. And even if they had, I'd like you to meet the Colts Dynasty, Starring Andrew Luck.