2018 Midsummer Classic Game Thread

[Lose Remerswaal]

When was that? On Fox?

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Espn

 

[Ale Xander]

Uggggghh

 

[Harry Hooper]

And there goes Machado, headed for the airport and his new club.

 

[SoxinSeattle]

I hope Mook hocks a loogie in that helmet

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Douche hair on Machado

 

[Remagellan]

Am I the only one hoping Machado blows out a knee in this game?

Why, do you hate the Dodgers?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

It felt strange to enjoy that Judge tater, but I truly did.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Sale pitches another to make him the no doubt game winner?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Why, do you hate the Dodgers?

No, i dislike Machado and the Orioles. Him blowing out a knee hurts him and ends the trade

 

[koufax32]

It felt strange to enjoy that Judge tater, but I truly did.

Character flaw

 

[Remagellan]

Sale pitches another to make him the no doubt game winner?

I hope not. If it were up to me, no pitcher would pitch more than one inning in the ASG.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Abandoned effort?

 

[Al Zarilla]

It felt strange to enjoy that Judge tater, but I truly did.

Yeah, I liked Joe D. and the Mick, not gonna hate on Judge. Plenty of other Yankees for that.

Edit, and Yogi.

 

[Byrdbrain]

Sale pitches another to make him the no doubt game winner?

They have to win the game, I assumed he’d get 2 but Severino was warming and caught Judge’s HR so he may be in.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Kemp-Harper-Markakis ...Kmart sucks

 

[joe dokes]

Am I the only one hoping Machado blows out a knee in this game?

His own, this time?

 

[jon abbey]

Severino was always coming in for the second inning, I read that somewhere this afternoon.

 

[Ale Xander]

fabulous

 

[E5 Yaz]

OH NO ... now Sale might not get the W in the all-star game!!!

 

[Harry Hooper]

His own, this time?

Too soon



I laughed.

 

[koufax32]

Severino trying to lose the W for Sale.

 

[boxosII]

OH NO ... now Sale might not get the W in the all-star game!!!

Kimbrel again

 

[joe dokes]

Does that count as a mound visit?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Severino gets an easy K on a .214 hitter

 

[strek1]

Guess he couldn't carry over the good vibes from the HRD. Put his Dad on the mound.

 

[Ale Xander]

Let's get Seve the loss.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Ludicrous pitch for the K.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Let's get Seve the loss.

Dead men get no L's

 

[canderson]

Severino is really damn good.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Trout needs to get a life. Weather?

 

[Kliq]

This interview with Trout sucks.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Trout needs to get a life. Weather?

It's well-known that Trout is a weather-nerd

 

[Ale Xander]

What's your fascination with Mike Trout, Joe?

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

Bad question.

 

[Ale Xander]

Trout needs to get a life. Weather?

He can get in line behind Joe Buck.

 

[Remagellan]

With it being that hot and humid, they shouldn’t let the position starters go too long either.

 

[joe dokes]

What's your fascination with Mike Trout, Joe?

It would be weird if he was conversing with a player who wasn't wearing a microphone.

 

[jon abbey]

Crawford probably walks on that 3-1 pitch if it's not the ASG instead of swinging through it, but a solid inning from Severino.

 

[Al Zarilla]

It's well-known that Trout is a weather-nerd

Whatever floats his boat. Can’t get in trouble with that as a hobby I guess.

 

[E5 Yaz]

It would be weird if he was conversing with a player who wasn't wearing a microphone.

They'd never treat Dummy Hoy like that

 

[edoug]

He can get in line behind Joe Buck.

It's hard to kiss someone's ass when they're behind them.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Whatever floats his boat. Can’t get in trouble with that as a hobby I guess.

Stormchasers get killed sometimes.

 

[joe dokes]

It's well-known that Trout is a weather-nerd

Me, too. And that's just 1 of the 1 way that I'm just like Mike Trout.

 

[Murderer's Crow]

Did you guys hear that Altuve isn't tall?

 

[staz]

Joe, how about stop talking during the pitch?

 

[Remagellan]

They can’t make it clearer that we shouldn’t pay attention to the actual game.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Trout says to Judge “it’s my MVP”.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Hanging slider bopped by Trout.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

SMASH ONE THE FUCK ON OUT OF HERE, JD!

 

[staz]

Judge's MVP Win Probability Chart just went from 100% to 50%