2019 NFL Week 16 Game Thread

[johnmd20]

Eagles fighting the clock, so why not pass it 4 yards down the middle?

 

[johnmd20]

Fucking did it again. Holy hell.

 

[Marciano490]

Ingram calf strain per Schefter

Did he give a timeline? Strains can still take 4-6 weeks.

 

[shawnrbu]

Wentz throws to one of the TE like 80% of the time, yet they are always open.

 

[Al Zarilla]

What’s the record for most completions in a row to the same receiver? Goedert has a bunch.

 

[cshea]

Think I’d go for it here.

 

[johnmd20]

Fitzpatrick now has more 400+ yards passing, 4 TD games(4) than Tom Brady.(3) And he's tied with Rodgers. That's legitimately funny.

 

[Average Reds]

Fucking did it again. Holy hell.

You realize they are playing the local postal carrier at wideout, right?

They literally have no one but the tight ends.

Edit: notwithstanding that reality, they bungled that drive.

 

[johnmd20]

Think I’d go for it here.

Kicking was really silly.

 

[Marciano490]

I hope all you parents out there are teaching your kids to kick footballs.

 

[staz]

Nick "Nails" Folk makes that kick. Just sayin'

 

[cshea]

Eagles have dominated this half, but only up 7 with the Cowboys having a shot at trimming it to 4.

 

[johnmd20]

You realize they are playing the local postal carrier at wideout, right?

They literally have no one but the tight ends.

Tight ends can run towards the sideline, technically. Plus, Sanders in the flat is a monster. They could give that a shot, too.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

That FG is defensible if you have Tucker, but uhhh

 

[shawnrbu]

More like Chris Elliott.

 

[johnmd20]

You realize they are playing the local postal carrier at wideout, right?

They literally have no one but the tight ends.

Edit: notwithstanding that reality, they bungled that drive.

Eagles should pick up that Mark Walburgh guy, by the way.

 

[joe dokes]

Dumb penalties after dumb penalties for both teams.

Anyone can be beaten once, but it really looks like there's Baltimore and everyone else.

 

[Marciano490]

Eagles should pick up that Mark Walburgh guy, by the way.

He’s a star. A big bright burning star.

 

[shawnrbu]

Pretty amazing what Dak is doing with an AC Joint sprain.

 

[johnmd20]

Anyone can be beaten once, but it really looks like there's Baltimore and everyone else.

No doubt about that. SF and Seattle aren't that good, considering their records. KC and the Pats are good, but nothing like Baltimore.

And now Dallas throws a 6 yard inside pass. These teams, man.

 

[johnmd20]

Dallas being down 4 after that half is something else.

 

[cshea]

Forbath’s got a hard fade

 

[Marciano490]

Jason Garrett looks just like the dude from Billion.

 

[staz]

Kickers would get a little more respect if their helmets weren't holdovers from the 1970s

 

[Marciano490]

Damn, Drake has over 100 yards before the half.

 

[Average Reds]

The entire last two minutes was an homage to Andy Reid.

 

[joe dokes]

I don't watch these shows much, and Bradshaw has never been an orator, but he really sounds bad. Noticeably worse than the rest of that crew, which should be alarming.

 

[Ale Xander]

FITZY!!!

 

[johnmd20]

Seahawks lost Carson and Prosise to injury.

 

[Bowhemian]

Damn, Drake has over 100 yards before the half.

80 of those yards were on 1 play - assuming you’re talking about Kenyon Drake

 

[johnmd20]

80 of those yards were on 1 play - assuming you’re talking about Kenyon Drake

As opposed to Drake's Cakes?

 

[Marciano490]

80 of those yards were on 1 play - assuming you’re talking about Kenyon Drake

Yeah. Was just checking scores and stats. Didn’t realize it was all in one play. Still, he’s been amazing in Arizona.

 

[E5 Yaz]

If you haven't seen video of the Vernon Butler "play," you really should

 

[E5 Yaz]

It would actually be only half a win, since a tie is half a win and half a loss, for win pct purposes.

Okay, take away a V

 

[cshea]

Philly in serious trouble if Fletcher Cox can’t return.

 

[Average Reds]

Philly in serious trouble if Fletcher Cox can’t return.

Eagles were already in ridiculous trouble with injuries. They’re close to being toast.

Edit: Honestly, my expectation is they get blown out in the second half.

Second edit: maybe not.

 

[johnmd20]

Toss to Pollard on 3rd and 1. Amazing.

 

[cshea]

“We need 1 yard so let’s toss it back 7 yards”

 

[Marciano490]

Cox’s helmet was lined up halfway in Dallas’ backfield.

 

[johnmd20]

And he fumbled. LOL, great job using your backup RB when you've got Dak and Zeke.

 

[BaseballJones]

If you haven't seen video of the Vernon Butler "play," you really should

That was insane. I am confident he was wanting to hit the other guy but just swung at the first opponent he came across. That dude was like, WTF?

 

[BigSoxFan]

And he fumbled. LOL, great job using your backup RB when you've got Dak and Zeke.

I was just about to post this. Dumbest guy in the league.

 

[RedOctober3829]

View: https://twitter.com/richeisen/status/1208890245283893248

 

[shawnrbu]

Zeke took himself out of the game.

 

[Ale Xander]

Raiders still alive

 

[Average Reds]

The commercials for “Flirty Dancing” convince me that we are living in end times.

 

[E5 Yaz]

View: https://twitter.com/richeisen/status/1208890245283893248

Winston, Watson, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

 

[Marciano490]

The commercials for “Flirty Dancing” convince me that we are living in end times.

It’s a cool idea for an actual first date or matchmaking service, but for a tv show....

Then again, I passed a billboard for a Fox show that’s just a lego building competition.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Then again, I passed a billboard for a Fox show that’s just a lego building competition.

Hosted by Will Arnett

 

[Freddy Linn]

Chandler Jones has 3 sacks and a FF in coverage in 31 minutes.