2020 NFL Draft Game Thread

[ifmanis5]

Tua's deep balls are SICK.

 

[Soxy]

Dolphins have so much draft capital that they may as well swing for the fences here. Great pick.

 

[Marciano490]

I’m gonna need to see Tua cry before I can accept the Brunell comparisons.

 

[AlNipper49]

do you guys think that Flores twirls the cord on his phone will chatting with his coworkers?

 

[Ale Xander]

I'm not scared of BB having to face an injured Mark Brunell

 

[shawnrbu]

Had no idea Boomer leads the lefties in TD passes.

 

[sodenj5]

I might cry.

 

[Dollar]

Mark Brunell is crying at the thought of being compared to Tua, and also at the thought of deflated footballs.

 

[DanoooME]

Time for someone to trade up soon.

 

[StevieJanowski]

Fuck you mort.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Fuck you, Mort. Apologize!

 

[Marciano490]

Which one of you guys took Mortensen hostage?

 

[McBride11]

Ted Wells is in a leather suit in the nicer part of it.

I wish I could find that S&M mask meme for COVID right now

 

[Rough Carrigan]

Bill's gonna disappoint a lot of people when his pick comes up and he's not sitting in a black keep set over a river of lava.

If only it were so.
I think he should have some obscure, super sophisticated cameras, the kind private detectives might use, on a shelf in the background, just barely in view.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Eat shit, Mort

 

[ifmanis5]

Suck a dick, Mort.

 

[mr_smith02]

Man oh man...Wingo and Mort look so weathered.

 

[Ale Xander]

The Tugs dont seem to be very enthusiastic

 

[JCizzle]

I might cry.

Congrats man!

 

[Captaincoop]

I can't believe Mort kept his Flowbie all these years.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Almost all those QBs sucked ass

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

So....there were reasons QBs fell?

 

[Ale Xander]

Manziel, Geno, Rodgers. One of these is not like the other.

 

[RIrooter09]

I might cry.

Insanity. I'm happy. I'm surprised. Can't believe we got em.

 

[Marciano490]

No quarterback is dropping, so let’s show a lot of sad guys being drafted by the Browns.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

I might cry.

Congrats. You have to be psyched

 

[Dollar]

Not a great success rate on those QBs dropping on draft day.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

The Tugs dont seem to be very enthusiastic

His dad is a renowned asshole sports dad, that was some kind of chilly hug.

 

[OnWisc]

Disappointed no framed “DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN” front page behind Mort.

 

[Cellar-Door]

Already a great night for a Dolphins, called the bluff and got a potential franchise QB without having to trade

 

[snowmanny]

I might cry.

? Happy
? Sad

 

[Captaincoop]

Wow, rough.

 

[shawnrbu]

Tremendous graphics.

 

[Marciano490]

The Herberts have some great hair. And that’s definitely a Goodell bobble head.

 

[DaveRoberts'Shoes]

Man oh man...Wingo and Mort look so weathered.

seeing these guys without professional lighting and makeup is....enlightening

 

[Soxy]

it's healed.... the question is if it loses its blood supply and dies and he goes the Bo Jackson route

What's the time frame on this? I recall reading something about his long term prognosis going way up if he can make it through a full calendar year healthy and with it looking good, but now I can't find that source.

 

[djbayko]

This draft is all chalk selections so far.

 

[McBride11]

it's healed.... the question is if it loses its blood supply and dies and he goes the Bo Jackson route

What are the chances for AVN after that type of injury?

 

[JCizzle]

I will live to regret this, but I've never been impressed by this dude. Hate this pick top ten

 

[Marciano490]

Disappointed no framed “DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN” front page behind Mort.

I think I spotted “there be dragons” on his old ass globe.

 

[cshea]

These guys getting clearly fed the picks kind of sucks.

Heard there was a sizable delay to hedge against tech issues.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

I wish Berman were hosting this. Pretty much a mortal lock to end up on the Mt. Rushmore of unintentional comedy.

 

[Captaincoop]

If Herbert had over a 4.0 GPA, Oregon should be under NCAA investigation.

 

[sodenj5]

? Happy
? Sad

Thrilled. Low key, thanks to the real ones for the congrats. This might be the best football day of my life.

 

[DaveRoberts'Shoes]

What's the time frame on this? I recall reading something about his long term prognosis going way up if he can make it through a full calendar year healthy and with it looking good, but now I can't find that source.

Usually within the first two years. He's definitely not out of the woods

 

[Cellar-Door]

I will live to regret this, but I've never been impressed by this dude. Hate this pick top ten

Tua or Herbert?

I can;t see anyone being unimpressed with Tua,

Herberrt on the other hand screams bust to me

 

[tims4wins]

Heard there was a sizable delay to hedge against tech issues.

Yeah my brother works for ESPN he has all
the picks in advance.

 

[Seels]

I'm glad the Chargers took Hebert -- too many rumors linking him in the Pats.

 

[pappymojo]

The Tugs dont seem to be very enthusiastic

That's what Mr. Kraft said.

 

[tims4wins]

Thrilled. Low key, thanks to the real ones for the congrats. This might be the best football day of my life.

Wasn’t the Miracle?