Kraft One-Ups Brady’s Departure

edoug

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Has anyone seen who owns this business? I haven’t and am curious.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/orchids-of-asia-day-spa-jupiter?sort_by=date_desc

Meet the Business Owner
Mandy Z.
Ms. Zhang was raised about one hour drive from Hong Kong. She attended college and trade schools there. She moved with her husband to Los Angelos, California in 1997. She continued her studies for massage therapists licensing there. Her family moved to Florida in 2008. She worked in management of an Asian spa for a few years, and aquired her own business in 2011
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkaew6X6XDtUZM8af16-B5g
 

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rubmaps. Dot com. Holy shit.
Ok, so I guess that is better than Yelp would have been.

The phrase "this continued for several minutes" in that police report just made me laugh for a full 30 seconds. The paragraph break before it is just
amazing.
 

uncannymanny

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Ok, so I guess that is better than Yelp would have been.

The phrase "this continued for several minutes" in that police report just made me laugh for a full 30 seconds. The paragraph break before it is just
amazing.
...yadda yadda yadda, I wiped his genital area with a white towel.
 

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The phrase "this continued for several minutes" in that police report just made me laugh for a full 30 seconds. The paragraph break before it is just
amazing.
A-forms are marvelous reading.

4 magic words: short term memory loss
You should come work for me.

nevermind. 100 hours of community service?
I’m sure Kraft is going t be upset about spending 10 days in his big house.
No, he'd trade a felony for a couple of misdemeanors.
Based on the reported facts, I'd guess he'd most likely be offered a Withhold of Adjudication. He pleas "NG," enters a program, pays a fine, and if he stays out of trouble for 6 months the charges are dismissed. Technically there's no finding of guilt. It's discretionary, but designed for first time offenders who have good records in the community and who are not likely to offend again in the future.
 

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...yadda yadda yadda, I wiped his genital area with a white towel.
Is that in the report? I’m kinda curious about what happens to the ejaculate in a highly trafficked mall jerkoff shop, but then again I’m a bit of a hypochondriac.
 

uncannymanny

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Is that in the report? I’m kinda curious about what happens to the ejaculate in a highly trafficked mall jerkoff shop, but then again I’m a bit of a hypochondriac.
Yeah, you may not want to read it. I found myself doing too much time calculation for my own good.
 

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I’ve got Kraft pegged as Male 12.
I was thinking Male 11. You know how much the Patriots love hoodies.

Also the AFCCG was on the 20th. That would be kind of pushing it in terms of time to get a blowjob and then fly out to KC.
 

uncannymanny

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I was thinking Male 11. You know how much the Patriots love hoodies.

Also the AFCCG was on the 20th. That would be kind of pushing it in terms of time to get a blowjob and then fly out to KC.
How early does an owner get to a playoff city? Maybe he doesn’t have a hookup in KC and needed to squeeze one in before heading out.

Like in a Silicon Valley mean jerk time way?
Like a fingers in one anus to hands on another penis way.
 

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Holy shit those mugshots. Some real train wrecks. The fact that they make them wear a trash bag over their dress shirts and pink ties make them even better.
 

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Popehat: I'm just surprised an NFL owner would get a handjob in a pre-existing massage parlor rather than getting taxpayers to build him a new one.
 

Marciano490

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My fucking goodness. These women can jack a guy off in like 3-5 minutes? That’s an insane skill. They should be in the fucking Olympics.
 

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The Patriots literally had a serial killer on their team. I am fairly confident they’ll survive this.