4/16 - vs Cleveland - in which Dalbec finally gets a hit

[Ferm Sheller]

They have to figure out a way to play the Angels lots more.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

I'm hungry for chicken.

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

That was the worst at bat I’ve ever seen that started 2-0

 

[E5 Yaz]

0-6 for Yoshida. Now at 215/282/292. What’s going on here?

Don't start a thread about it. You'll be told that it's too soon

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I'm hungry for chicken.

Chicken is delicious.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Ah, alone in last place again.

 

[genoasalami]

General consensus by scouts/GMs was that Yoshida was a major overpay. They were right.

 

[LogansDad]

I give up, this team sucks.

 

[Ale Xander]

They battled

 

[Papo The Snow Tiger]

Ah, alone in last place again.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Keep your head high Bobby. Get a good sleep and come back tomorrow ready to fuck that chicken all over again.

Cora, reads SOSH game thread, sees “fuck the chicken” sub thread, says “fuck it, can’t hurt at this point” and shares the advice shown above with Bobby, Bobby fucks a chicken, and Wa-bam Bobby is 5 for 5 tomorrow

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

So ownership screws the pooch and we are left fucking the chicken.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

They battled

So did Custer at Little Bighorn.

 

[MFYankees]

The chicken is sitting on top of the coop, smoking a cigarette, and thinking about how inadequate we are.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

The chicken is sitting on top of the coop, smoking a cigarette, and thinking about how inadequate we are.

The chicken cucked us.

 

[S. H. Frog]

Man, Jansen has got to get that save. I can't believe they didn't trade him last winter

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

So ownership screws the pooch and we are left fucking the chicken.

Pretty much sums it up

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Man, Jansen has got to get that save. I can't believe they didn't trade him last winter

Yup, forget about everything else, they had a lead in the 9th. Someone needs to close that out.

 

[ShaneTrot]

Man, Jansen has got to get that save. I can't believe they didn't trade him last winter

The new market efficiency is to wait until the player has no value and the Sox have to pay half his salary to make the trade.

 

[S. H. Frog]

The new market efficiency is to wait until the player has no value and the Sox have to pay half his salary to make the trade.

Which, like, pull the trigger on that, please

 

[moretsyndrome]

I expect them to win 70 and that still sucks. Good job, good effort, team!

I’m starting to worry that we’re dealing with a team that might not make it to 70.

 

[InsideTheParker]

My vow never to watch Kenley Jansen pitch is working out, in a way, except last night when I checked back the game was still going on, and I had to turn it off and watch a movie so I could sleep.
The combination of injuries and a number of relief pitchers turning into pumpkins is the death knell for the team. In April.
Yes, this is a Woe is Us post that doesn't add a damned thing. I needed to vent.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Oblique strain?

Rafael Devers to undergo testing on injured knee; says he felt something after fielding a ground ball espn.com/app