5/20 Who Are the San Diego Padres?

[JohnnyTheBone]

Hell of a play by Tatis, Jr.

 

[brandonchristensen]

He’s super snake bit.

 

[LogansDad]

I cannot believe they threw him a fastball there. He fucking smoked that. Great play by Tatis.

 

[simplicio]

Damn, needed a couple more inches on that.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Damn shortstop playing right field!

 

[semsox]

Ooof, that's a really nice play to steal a 2B

 

[patinorange]

Nice catch.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

If I was wearing a hat, I'd tip it.

 

[Wallball Tingle]

Casas is Pedro Cerrano up there, but that was a nice shot. Dang it, Tatis.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Oh, come on

 

[shawnrbu]

What a catch.

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Casas has had horrible luck this year. It has to even out at some point doesn’t it?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Damn, needed a couple more inches on that.

Nobody's going to touch this?

 

[Doc Zero]

Nobody's going to touch this?

Story of my life.

 

[Just a bit outside]

Nobody's going to touch this?

Touching it may add the inches.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Nobody's going to touch this?

 

[LynnRice75]

Any royalties?

I’ll split mine with you.

Casas tried to discredit your comment. Nice running grab thwarts his effort.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM!

54 pitches through 4 strong. Christopher $ale is straight-up mowing pricks DOWN!

 

[Moviegoer]

Nobody's going to touch this?

It's too difficult to decide between replying with 'prom night' or 'phrasing'.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Sale is back

 

[LesterFan]

His first 98 mph pitch of the night for the K

 

[Al Zarilla]

That's what you call humping it up there. 98!

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Sale is back

It's so much fun to watch.

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Sale looking good, blows away Soto with a 98 mph heater.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Sale looking good, blows away Soto with a 98 mph swifty.

 

[BornToRun]

Upper deck in the toilet

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Upper deck in the toilet

Gross.

 

[teddywingman]

Really. If Sale remains this good, this is a playoff team.

 

[BornToRun]

Gross.

I thought we decided not to kinkshame in the game threads

 

[teddywingman]

I thought we decided not to kinkshame in the game threads

Upperdeckers do not count as kink, unless my understanding of what that is has become outdated.

 

[LogansDad]

NGL, listening to Orsillo calling Sox games makes me pine for old times.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

I thought we decided not to kinkshame in the game threads

Yeah, I take back what I said. Thought you were complaining, not boasting.

 

[BornToRun]

Upperdeckers do not count as kink, unless my understanding of what that is has become outdated.

This discussion can go down a road I don’t think anyone wants it to travel so I’ll change subjects back to the game. Sale throws a good slider.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Jeez, what was he swinging at?

 

[teddywingman]

Those sliders were filth.

 

[BornToRun]

Lucky break for that dude

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Damn, an 0-2 hit batsman. Pity.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

HBP in the foot shouldn't count as a HBP, just a ball.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

NGL, listening to Orsillo calling Sox games makes me pine for old times.

None better

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

G-G-G-G-GOT HEEM!

 

[JOBU]

Dotted slide piece

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Paint

 

[LogansDad]

I'll fucking take it. That pitch was a beautiful thing.

 

[Wallball Tingle]

Ho hum, just dotting the corner with my slider to get out of the only trouble I've faced all night.

 

[teddywingman]

Fuck yes. Perfect pitch to end the threat.

And I like Wong.

 

[Moviegoer]

See, Sale just wanted to make it interesting for an inning.

 

[BornToRun]

Throwing that to the catcher in the 9 hole just seems cruel.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Fuck yes. Perfect pitch to end the threat.

And I like Wong.

Yeah, I like him back there too.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Throwing that to the catcher in the 9 hole just seems cruel.

I thought we decided not to kinkshame in the game threads

 

[BornToRun]

I thought we decided not to kinkshame in the game threads

Goddamnit