6-6: Sox vs. Guardians

[Redkluzu]

Guardians is a stupid name. Should have gone with Spiders.

Guardians is a stupid name. I would like something alliterative like The Cleveland Cougars.

Oh, Raffy.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Take the walk raffy

You know who's not above taking a walk? Triston Casas.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

FUN FACT: Josh Naylor was once traded for Andrew "Cash Money" Cashner

 

[Back Bay]

I'm pretty sure you need to score runs to win games.

 

[E5 Yaz]

You should get fined for walking Zunino

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM!

 

[Bergs]

I'm pretty sure you need to score runs to win games.

What are you, one of those basement-dwelling stat nerd losers?

 

[Redkluzu]

Okay let's get some runs

 

[brandonchristensen]

Paxton doing well - aside from the hundred or so base runners.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Paxton doing well - aside from the hundred or so base runners.

This is the type of game Cleveland loses ... never getting a hit with runners in scoring position, losing late to a team seemingly asleep all game.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Du-ran-ran-ran-ran
Du-ran-ran-ran

 

[brandonchristensen]

That hit by Durran felt like a lefty Nomar hit.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Is this the 10th inning? Runner on second, no one out?

 

[Delicious Sponge]

BAD AB

 

[Redkluzu]

Valdez, really, you can't wait for a minute?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Gonna have to steal third and come around on a wild pitch.

 

[ngruz25]

I'm going to be vulnerable for a second... I kind of believe in Duran.

 

[Bergs]

This would be a good time for a carjack.

 

[E5 Yaz]

This would be a good time for a carjack.

even a little dribbler down the middle

 

[Beomoose]

Carjacker can't finish

 

[Bergs]

even a little dribbler down the middle

No wood at all.

 

[Harry Hooper]

cannot advance leadoff doubles

 

[E5 Yaz]

No wood at all.

Swung with only one hand on the bat

 

[patinorange]

I'm going to see McGuire get a hit someday. How the hell is he hitting .284?

 

[E5 Yaz]

I'm going to see McGuire get a hit someday. How the hell is he hitting .284?

You've missed a lot of games

 

[soxin6]

What a bunch of losers

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Another demoralizing squander. Big Maple is keeping us in it, but you can't win if you don't score.

 

[soxin6]

I'm going to see McGuire get a hit someday. How the hell is he hitting .284?

He only gets hits when the Sox don't really need them. Either they are up big, down big, or there is no one on base.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Let Duran try to steal 3rd. Do a hit and run. Bunt him over. Do something but hack at shitty pitches.

 

[Doc Zero]

God they suck

They suck so fucking bad

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

No wood at all.

Prom night.

 

[Bergs]

Another demoralizing squander. Big Maple is keeping us in it, but you can't win if you don't score.

What are you, another one of those basement-dwelling stat nerd losers?

 

[patinorange]

You've missed a lot of games

No. I think there is a mistake in batting average calculations. Computers can't be trusted.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Someday, Arias will strike out swinging on two pitches

 

[E5 Yaz]

No. I think there is a mistake in batting average calculations. Computers can't be trusted.

Remember what you're talking to

 

[derekson]

Was the Duran double well hit? I was doing dishes and missed the last inning.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Someday, Arias will strike out swinging on two pitches

So close

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

We're going to waste another quality start...aren't we?

 

[ngruz25]

I'm going to see McGuire get a hit someday. How the hell is he hitting .284?

We used to call it an empty batting average.

 

[InsideTheParker]

He only gets hits when the Sox don't really need them. Either they are up big, down big, or there is no one on base.

Well, earlier in the year, I remember him getting a hit down the left base line that scored at least a couple, so that's not entirely true.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM!

BIG JIMMY PAXTON!!!

 

[soxin6]

So what will the Sox get when they trade Paxton?

 

[soxhop411]

Let Duran try to steal 3rd. Do a hit and run. Bunt him over. Do something but hack at shitty pitches.

they can do the hokey pokey
View: https://twitter.com/rsnstats/status/1666239562430173187?s=46

 

[MakMan44]

Was the Duran double well hit? I was doing dishes and missed the last inning.

It was, probably the best barreled ball from the Sox this game.

 

[E5 Yaz]

they can do the hokey pokey
View: https://twitter.com/rsnstats/status/1666239562430173187?s=46

The use of the word "total" in that tweet aggravates me

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Don't piss it away, boys!

 

[Vandalman]

A hitting machine.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Masa is playing his way to an All-Star selection.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Clone the man. Clone him!

 

[Bergs]

Masa is ludicrous.