- Aug 12, 2009
Time to even this one up.
Yeah.. back when the name 'Lakers' made senseOK. Time to end this bullshit. The sports stakes are incredibly high. The Lakers are going for banner 17* to tie the Celtics. There is no way, no fucking way that should happen without having to go through the Celtics.
This must not stand.
This cannot stand.
The Lakers are going to coast into the finals riding a vintage 80's soft ass western conference playoff run. There is no way Denver will last more than 5 or 6 games. There is no goddamned way that they should be playing the Miami fucking Heat to earn that title. This is a team that relies heavily on Jae Crowder for Christ's sake. Tyler Herro and Duncan Robinson are both built straight out of the 'annoying white-guys on the other team' instruction manual. Jimmy Butler is a simpering turd who desperately wants to be looked at as a 1A guy when he's a 1B at best. And those powder blue and pink uniforms are an atrocity.
Time to fuck these guys up starting tonight, ensuring the Lakers have to wrestle their next banner away from the C's.
*They won three titles in Minnesota before the shot clock existed. Always be sure to remind Lakers fans of that.