I’ve come to marvel is the sheer amazingness that is the Cleveland Browns’ sucktitude*. Some of the more giggle-inducing facts I’ve come across include:
- Since 1999, they’ve lost 17 of 18 opening day games.
- The second team to go 0-16 this century.
- They have started 28 (and counting) different QBs over the past 18 years.
- Before starting his first game of his career, Brandon Weeden got stuck underneath a giant American flag.
- Since 2015, they’ve only been favorites in four games.
- The winningnest QB at home? Big Ben!
*Look, I know the end is nigh for the Pats, and I’ve seen the QB wilderness that retiring legends have left franchises with (see: Denver, Miami, San Francisco) but like Maximus’ buddy in Gladiator I say, “Not yet.”
- Since 1999, they’ve lost 17 of 18 opening day games.
- The second team to go 0-16 this century.
- They have started 28 (and counting) different QBs over the past 18 years.
- Before starting his first game of his career, Brandon Weeden got stuck underneath a giant American flag.
- Since 2015, they’ve only been favorites in four games.
- The winningnest QB at home? Big Ben!
*Look, I know the end is nigh for the Pats, and I’ve seen the QB wilderness that retiring legends have left franchises with (see: Denver, Miami, San Francisco) but like Maximus’ buddy in Gladiator I say, “Not yet.”