Coronavirus Pause Game Thread

PedroSpecialK

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Dec 12, 2004
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Jannik Hansen celebrating the sole Canucks goal like it was the game-tying goal encapsulates that franchise in the prime Sedin era. No surprise that he's the scumbag spearing McQuaid's nuts in the dying moment of game 7.

I am elated they never got to lift the cup.
 

McDrew

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Apr 11, 2006
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The restaurants here in Portland have all started switching to freezer-friendly take out and offering delivery of 8+ meals at a time. This might remain a permanent thing after this ends. $100 ($140 with tip) for a week's worth of restaurant quality meals delivered to my door? Yes please.
 

Jim Ed Rice in HOF

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Bruins with the well deserved disclaimer:

Please note that Locker Room Time Machine presented by Bud Light's "Open For Takeout" is a live event featuring unfiltered commentary from the 2011 Stanley Cup Team, and as such, viewer discretion is advised.
 

McDrew

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Is now the right time to watch? With the hospitals overwhelmed, the doctors surely don't have the time to deal with erections that last longer than four hours.
 

TFP

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I don’t remember that at all.

I’m sitting here with 15 stitches in my hand from 5 days ago. I cant even grab a beer without hurting, forget playing hockey.
 

McDrew

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Of course Tim Thomas didn't mute himself.

Edit: ok, either my internet is bad or their stream is. I'm gonna give it a few or try again. Am I allowed to be hopeful dafoomie puts together an edited version?
 

McDrew

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This is coming off as the worst work meeting ever about my favorite thing ever. I love some of the tidbits, but the crosstalk and completely diverting the first 15 minutes of every meeting while people get sync'd/set up is just work all over again.