Dope Divisional NFL Game Thread

[JohnnyTheBone]

Rex Ryan will have a report on Patrick’s foot at halftime.

Heyyyyy ohhhhhhh!

 

[Mystic Merlin]

KC offense is clicking on all cylinders. This version of the Chiefs is not beatable.

Not by the Browns mediocre defense, that is for sure.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Maybe Bucs or Pack can keep up scoring with these guys but that’s about it

 

[johnmd20]

They haven't won a game by more than 6 points in like 3 months.

That's why I said "this version".

 

[Al Zarilla]

Maybe Patrick will get a sore arm from throwing just with his arm.

 

[Vandalman]

Browns sensei: “Sweep the toe.”

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Bucs and Saints can both stuff the run at least. If this team is carving you up on the ground you have no chance.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Browns sensei: “Sweep the toe.”

Suh not in uniform for the Browns, though.

 

[luckiestman]

Is there a single defense remaining that can slow this down even a little? Maybe Saints?

I think the Saints but I don’t want the Saints to get to the SB

 

[staz]

Browns would be very happy with a stop here and some sort of score before halftime.

 

[BigSoxFan]

He doesn’t seem to be able to step into his throws much with that toe

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Jesus they’re gushing over him changing his arm slot

 

[johnmd20]

Even 2nd and 23 and it's like, "Here's 18 yards."

Anyway, Mahomes is limping.

 

[McBride11]

They make everything Mahomes does seem super human, despite most NFL QBs doing similar arm adjustments

 

[johnmd20]

JFC, you let that happen? Come on.

This is absurd. Mahomes is hurt on the foot and he runs for 15.

 

[BaseballJones]

He's hobbling.

Running like Elway did at the end of his career.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Bring pressure

 

[Bowhemian]

Browns are pretty much fucked.

 

[BornToRun]

Really find the Chiefs completely unlikeable. And it isn’t just Hill.

 

[johnmd20]

They make everything Mahomes does seem super human, despite most NFL QBs doing similar arm adjustments

The fellating on the arm angle thing is pretty dumb. Mahomes is an incredible QB, but not because he occasionally changes his arm angle. A lot of guys do that.

 

[mauidano]

Looks like the Chiefs are just practicing against the second team defense. Leisure destruction.

 

[johnmd20]

Really find the Chiefs completely unlikeable. And it isn’t just Hill.

Yes, it's really Kelce, who is abominable.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Yes, it's really Kelce, who is abominable.

Frank Clark!

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Nance reallllly believes in the power of walking it off.

 

[Vandalman]

The fellating on the arm angle thing is pretty dumb. Mahomes is an incredible QB, but not because he occasionally changes his arm angle. A lot of guys do that.

Newton’s arm angle was often downward.

 

[luckiestman]

Mahomes limping is like when Drago got cut in Rocky IV

 

[shawnrbu]

94!

 

[Harry Hooper]

Leisure destruction.

My favorite Steely Dan album.

 

[Ale Xander]

The fuck are they doing kicking to KC? 99 percent of the time I defer, but any KC game is the exception.

If I'm Cleveland GB or TB, I'm inclined to onside kick every time to KC

 

[Catcher Block]

Boom.

 

[johnmd20]

Butker, damn. That's a bomb.

 

[twibnotes]

Frank Clark!

chiefs found a big market inefficiency: domestic abusers who are rightly overlooked by most teams

Michael Lewis probably not going to write a book about this one

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Browns need to make it count with 7 the other way.

 

[brandonchristensen]

A FG is such a big win.

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Nance reallllly believes in the power of walking it off.

That’s why he should stick to golf.

 

[johnmd20]

That’s why he should stick to golf.

Stick to just playing golf, maybe. He's a sanctimonious bore during golf telecasts.

 

[shawnrbu]

Next time the Chiefs get the ball it could be 17-16 Browns.

 

[axx]

Actually the Mahomes injury might keep the score from getting out of hand.

 

[Catcher Block]

Baker not inspiring a ton of confidence. He's panicking.

 

[johnmd20]

Next time the Chiefs get the ball it could be 17-16 Browns.

That is possible but certainly not probable.

 

[johnmd20]

Chubb caught one and it cost them a yard. This is funny.

 

[johnmd20]

Refball. I dig it!

edit - I do not dig it.

 

[shawnrbu]

Refball.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

The mind reels over this Hunt usage.

 

[staz]

Thank F you.

 

[Ale Xander]

Sucks that Chiefs have Mahomes and the greatest TE of all time.

3rd greatest

 

[johnmd20]

That is a horrendous call.

Come on. Seriously, what is that?

 

[shawnrbu]

“Baker is really playing outstanding.”

-Romo

 

[Harry Hooper]

What is that scrawny line painted across the field around the 18-yard line? Vandalism?

 

[patinorange]

holy shit