ESPN Is Pathetic

ifmanis5

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As is often said around here, please show your work to back up your statement, because I can't possibly believe this!
Bayless was a terrific print reporter in Dallas. Won sportswriter of the year awards in 1979, 1984, 1986. Wrote a great book on Tom Landry and another two on the Jerrah's Boys SB teams. His stuff for SI was generally good as well. As a panelist on Dick Schaap's Sports Reporters he was often excellent and spoke with inside info. Not exactly sure when he turned into the empty vessel of garbage that ESPN made him but he was once a great beauty.

Also hard to believe but Phil Simms and Tim McCarver were once great analysts. Stuff happens.
 

Marciano490

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Who would believe you were a beauty indeed
When the days get shorter and the nights get long
Lie awake when the rain comes
Nobody will know, when you're old
When you're old, nobody will know
that you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty
A sweet sweet beauty, but stone stone cold

Anyways, can any of you prove he's wrong?
 

GeorgeCostanza

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Go f*ck yourself
Bayless was a terrific print reporter in Dallas. Won sportswriter of the year awards in 1979, 1984, 1986. Wrote a great book on Tom Landry and another two on the Jerrah's Boys SB teams. His stuff for SI was generally good as well. As a panelist on Dick Schaap's Sports Reporters he was often excellent and spoke with inside info. Not exactly sure when he turned into the empty vessel of garbage that ESPN made him but he was once a great beauty.

Also hard to believe but Phil Simms and Tim McCarver were once great analysts. Stuff happens.
Shit. I was obviously joking but well done sir.
 

LogansDad

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Bayless was a terrific print reporter in Dallas. Won sportswriter of the year awards in 1979, 1984, 1986. Wrote a great book on Tom Landry and another two on the Jerrah's Boys SB teams. His stuff for SI was generally good as well. As a panelist on Dick Schaap's Sports Reporters he was often excellent and spoke with inside info. Not exactly sure when he turned into the empty vessel of garbage that ESPN made him but he was once a great beauty.

Also hard to believe but Phil Simms and Tim McCarver were once great analysts. Stuff happens.
I'm pretty sure you answered your own question here.
 

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ESPN's Top QBR-rated performance of all time is Charlie Batch's 186 yard, 2 INT performance with PIT and against TAM in 2010.
To review, in that Steelers-Buccaneers game, Batch threw 17 passes. Two of them were interceptions thrown directly into the hands of the opposing defense. Two of them were long touchdown passes that easily could have been intercepted if the defensive backs had done their jobs. One was a legitimately good touchdown pass. On the other passes, Batch went 9-for-12 for 90 yards.
No further questions, your honor.
 

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Cellar-Door

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Holy shit, seriously? Did Deadspin catch that? Did anyone grab a screen cap?
It's still in his game log, what they did was change the # of action plays to qualify so he didn't qualify, and unlike the season list, for some reason (hmm I wonder why?) unqualified isn't an option for single game all-time bests.
 

Dollar

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It's still in his game log, what they did was change the # of action plays to qualify so he didn't qualify, and unlike the season list, for some reason (hmm I wonder why?) unqualified isn't an option for single game all-time bests.
I looked earlier, and it seemed like he still qualified. The leaderboard required 20 action plays, and Batch threw 17 passes and ran 5 times in that game (IIRC) so he should have still been on the list.
 

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TheoShmeo

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Steve Young and Murderin' Ray Lewsi have Cam Newton as their MVPs, Dilfer takes Brady. Safe to say Trent learned his lesson after the Chiefs game last year.
Shocker, Young said that Brady was MVP on WEEI yesterday. Good to see he's a model of integrity and consistency.

http://media.weei.com/a/111220907/steve-young-says-patriots-injuries-are-cause-for-concern-tonight-11-23-15.htm

Go to 7:46 or so if you are so inclined.

The gist is that Brady "carries more water" than Newton.