Gronk’s “Big Announcement”

[loshjott]

I know the source isn't everyone's cup of tea, but some of you may enjoy this:

https://slate.com/culture/2020/01/rob-gronkowski-retired-cbd-salesman.html

Interesting article, thanks.

The author made the same conclusion as someone here, Fox could be grooming Gronk as Bradshaw's replacement. I wonder if him launching a Gronk-branded line of CBD products will give Fox pause on that plan.

 

[loshjott]

Apologies if this is posted in one of the other threads:

 

[Otis Foster]

Better lay off those snacks, Bill.

 

[kelpapa]

I have never watched the masked singer, but I'm pretty sure gronk is in it.

 

[BuellMiller]

My wife is watching it in the background. As soon as that first guy busted out Ice Ice Baby, I was like "That's Gronk. no doubt."

 

[Scott Cooper's Grand Slam]

My wife is watching it in the background. As soon as that first guy busted out Ice Ice Baby, I was like "That's Gronk. no doubt."

I watched the first performance thanks to this post. It’s obviously Gronkowski.

The clues:
First group of six has played in 6 Super Bowls
The Tiger’s clue package showed a clam
It also showed Lincoln and the opening words to the Gettysburg address, an obvious reference to 87
The guy is obviously Gronk-sized

But what‘s absurd is they made no effort to disguise his voice. This must’ve been in Gronkowski’s contract with Fox. I hope his friends never let him live it down (although really, Gronk is Teflon), and that Gronk has a better post-Masked Singer run than AB.

 

[GoDa]

The "I'm wild and crazy" vibe doesn't feel quite as cool when he's not an NFL player.

Felt kind of the same way about Rodman.

 

[E5 Yaz]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci6nLrvzDHg

 

[Spelunker]

I watched the first performance thanks to this post. It’s obviously Gronkowski.

The clues:
First group of six has played in 6 Super Bowls
The Tiger’s clue package showed a clam
It also showed Lincoln and the opening words to the Gettysburg address, an obvious reference to 87
The guy is obviously Gronk-sized

But what‘s absurd is they made no effort to disguise his voice. This must’ve been in Gronkowski’s contract with Fox. I hope his friends never let him live it down (although really, Gronk is Teflon), and that Gronk has a better post-Masked Singer run than AB.

6 Super Bowls?

 

[BuellMiller]

6 Super Bowls?

Van Noy is an another costume?

 

[djbayko]

6 Super Bowls?

That's CTE for you.

 

[kelpapa]

It's six super bowls combined between the people. So Gronk has been to five, and one other guy has been to one.

 

[E5 Yaz]

It's six super bowls combined between the people. So Gronk has been to five, and one other guy has been to one.

I wonder if it means as a player or halftime performer

 

[InstaFace]

An ESPN writer went to the Gronk Beach super bowl pre-party in Miami, and it took her 48 hours afterwards to recover sufficiently to write about it:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28631359/inside-rob-gronkowski-super-bowl-liv-party

James Corden's dad: "I just retired! Wine! Beautiful ladies! I didn't know it could be like this!"

Gronk: "I did! That's why I retired!"

It's a fun, if vapid, 10 minutes to read.

 

[E5 Yaz]

No doubt now ... on episode two, in the "clue package," they show a cow on a ski