Hi, I'm Kyle Schwarber and I hit bombs!

CR67dream

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He cleverly juxtaposed the young fan jubilantly holding up a Schwarber homerun ball from earlier in the season with the chugging slob that caught Xander's blast against the beleaguered MFYs in the wild card playoff.
Yep, and I got a kick out of it. It is an homage to the inevitability of lost innocence. Good work.
 

JohnnyTheBone

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Not to mention those two ghastly long hairs next to him. And that girl with them, I believe she had ear piercings!!!
Vorshtein? Look, he got the beer all over his face and body. Barely any of it ended up in his mouth, that's just a waste of alcohol. When I chug, I actually drink the beer.
 

cantor44

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A diptych: Catching a ball at a baseball game in the center field bleachers - first as a boy, then as a beer guzzling young man.
I noticed they both caught the ball in the exact same spot and held it up with their right arm (the moments only a few weeks apart). The boy responds with innocent joy, and the young man with bacchanal frat boy fervor.