I posted this before on this site...Back in the mid 90's I was working at CBS Sports in NY. The place was loaded with ridiculously hot pussy. And there was one assistant/receptionist/bimbo who worked on my floor. I know she technically worked in the programming department but I think she pretty much just answered phones at the time. Anyway, the girl was smoking hot - 24 or 25, great rack, tight body and drop dead gorgeous. Not much of a brain or personality - I'd call her quite cunty, but full disclosure, I hit on her and she wanted NOTHING to do with me. After my futile attempts, I did the typical, "What's with this chick, is she gay?" thing. And I was told that she was dating some "big radio guy". Sure enough, in walks Michael Kay a couple days later to take her to lunch. He was a slightly fatter version back then but he was obviously having no trouble getting Grade A talent. Anyway, a few months later she comes in crying. Apparently he dumped her and starting dating someone even hotter (who was supposedly a friend of hers too).
He still sucks though.
And by the way, I banged her three months later.
ps - this story is entirely true except for the last part.