Name that forum! Discussion & Semi-final voting

[Rudi Fingers]

Spergon Wynn is off the board

 

[Ed Hillel]

You see, the GOAT is Tom Brady, the 5 goats represent Gio Carmazzi...

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If this was the UK I would receive the encomium I so richly deserve. Fucking peasants.

 

[dbn]

 
Per Ed Hillel's great suggestion, we've moved all draft related topics into its own subforum:
 
http://sonsofsamhorn.net/forum/180-draft-discussions/
 
This new corner of the internet needs a name. We have some suggestions below:

• Chasing Chad Jackson
• Everybody Eugene Chung Tonight
• Trading down: The Patriots Draft Thread
• 
  Three 2's are as good as a 1
  
• 
  Where Mel Kiper is 85% Wrong 100% of the Time
  
• 
  Where One GOAT is Better than Five
  

We're looking for more, so throw your idea into the pot by posting your suggestion below. Nominations are open to members and lurkers alike.
 
Name that forum!
 

 
I like this. Maybe better as a tag, though.
 
How about "Are you mocking me?"

 

[Infield Infidel]

Mel Kiper's Meat Market: Where Every Eighth of an Inch Matters

Mike Mayock's Tremendous Upside

 
Combining Wonderlic Me with the bold above is suggestively funny

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Wonderlic Me

My Wonderlic Romance

 

[Eck'sSneakyCheese]

Second round reach around

 

[SMU_Sox]

I don't get wonderlic me. Explain the pun please.

 

[Dan to Theo to Ben]

So What If He Smoked Weed in College: The Patriots Draft Forum

 
 

Waiting on Shawn Crable

 
Waiting to Inhale

 

[Dan to Theo to Ben]

Bledsoe vs. Mirer: Decisions, Decisions
 
Finding Hidden Gems at Pick #199 - The Draft Forum

198 bottles of beer on the wall and one bottle of single malt in my hoodie.

 

[Dan to Theo to Ben]

Reach'on for Tavon.

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

:fap:
 
 
can we just name it with the jerking off guy?  Is that possible?
I mean we are going to jerk it over the picks we like and get so angry at the picks that we don't like that we will probably just give up and go jerk it anyway.  It seems appropriate.

 

[brandonchristensen]

I like TRADING DOWN. It's simple.

 

[nighthob]

Plunkett Down
Shake Your Grier Thing
Out of the Pan & Into the Fryar
Leon Russell's Blues

 

[Rocco Graziosa]

Parcells' Grocery List.

 
 
Winner

 

[mulluysavage]

This may lack longevity, but I chuckled. Technically, for nerd cred, it should be "All your Rutgers are belong to us"


Somebody set up us the Bethel Johnson

 

[jon abbey]

Teagan Doesn't Live Here Anymore

 

[SunkToANewLowell]

Who the Bet-hell Johnson is that?
Starting a Ray Agnew
If the Taylor Price is Right
Who in the PK Sam Hell is that?

 

[Dan to Theo to Ben]

Weapons of Foxborough Mass Destruction
 
Krafty Applicants
 
 
Holloway's Houseguests

 

[Obstructed View]

Where Trevor Matich is walking through that door
 
Upton Bell's Playground
 
Hannah and Haynes and pray for rain

 

[SMU_Sox]

No one will explain Wonderlic Me? Come on guys. What's the pun?

 

[Dogman]

Do you know that all draftees are administered an exam prior to the draft called the Wonderlic Test?

 

[dbn]

The Tebow pre-draft-visit game thread.

 

[SMU_Sox]

Dogman, yes. Hook Em Horns. HOOK. Em. Horns.

 

[SMU_Sox]

That was the Vince Young answer. A kind poster texted me that it is a sex joke. You boys are gross and immature. What kind of place is this? You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

Who cares if he didn't get a combine invite?

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Jets draft forum = Wonderlic My Toes

 

[Reverend]

Taylor Price is wrong, b!tch!
 
Tate that.
 
Punching a Hanging Chad Jackson

 

[Reverend]

That was the Vince Young answer. A kind poster texted me that it is a sex joke. You boys are gross and immature. What kind of place is this? You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r2xtg0l-S0

 

[RhaegarTharen]

I vote for either "Wonderlic Me" or "Trading Down".   But I agree that "Where Mel Kiper is 85% wrong 100% of the time" is a great tagline. 

 

[Dogman]

Dogman, yes. Hook Em Horns. HOOK. Em. Horns.

 
 
Do you not see where this is going?

 

[soxfan121]

Who cares if he didn't get a combine invite?

 
This is my favorite so far.

 

[Super Nomario]

I'm in favor of "Everybody Eugene Chung Tonight."
 
I'm not clever enough to work out a pun based on this, but it's a funny draft-related story:
"I want to draft you so bad that I have an erection right now." - Bill Belichick to Warren Sapp
 
I also enjoy Belichick's rant on who gets invited to the Combine, etc:
"Some guys play in all-star games, some guys don't." 

 

[koufax32]

Sons of Abba: Take a Chance On Me

 

[DanoooME]

The Berman/Kiper Experience - Screwing Up the Draft since 1985
 
Another potential tagline: It's becoming obvious to me that the Jets just don't know what the draft it all about.

 

[Granite Sox]

Hickory dickory dock... Who's the next Big Bang Clock?

 

[Monbo Jumbo]

...... You boys are gross and immature. What kind of place is this? You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

 
"That man that hath a tongue, I say is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman."   Shake-speare
 
He was very gross and immature. It's worth studying his every word.

 

[Steve Dillard]

Where the three cone shuttle leads to the Super bowl shuffle

 

[Turrable]

They'll definitely trade us Fitzgerald

 

[kenneycb]

Waiting on Shawn Crable

I think Vince Redd would be more appropriate here than Crable.
 

You see, the GOAT is Tom Brady, the 5 goats represent Gio Carmazzi...

...



If this was the UK I would receive the encomium I so richly deserve. Fucking peasants.

I thought you were talking about the GQ spread.

 

[triniSox]

The Crapshoot We Care About

 

[DaubachmanTurnerOD]

Wait, Who???

 
I think this deserves some props.  Short, sweet, and pretty well encapsulates the fans' experience of just about any Belichick draft.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Bull BeliPicks

 

[Reardons Beard]

• First Round Value, Second Round Money
• The Aaron Hernandez Review: Where Character Counts

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Alright fellas -- we need to narrow the list down so the voting can start. 
 
Here's the complete list so far, in alphabetical order (if I missed any please let me know):

• 
  198 bottles of beer on the wall and one bottle of single malt in my hoodie
  
• 
  2 Seconds, 1 First
  
• 
  All your Rutgers are belong to us [ xxxxxxx ]
  
• 
  Are you mocking me?
  
• 
  Backstairs to Bobby Grier's Office
  
• 
  Berman's Ear Piece
  
• 
  Bill's Binkies 
  
• 
  Bledsoe vs. Mirer: Decisions, Decisions
  
• 
  Bull BeliPicks
  
• 
  Chasing Chad Jackson [ xxxxxx ]
  
• Chess vs. Checkers: We're trading down again! WOOHOO!!
• Cutting Christian Peter
• David Terrell Isn't Walking Through That Door
• David Terrell Superstar
• Do You Like Girls?
• Eason > Marino
• Everybody Eugene Chung Tonight [ xxxxxxxxxxx ]
• 
  Finding Hidden Gems at Pick #199
  
• 
  First Round Value, Second Round Money
  
• 
  Goodell's Bro-Hug Emporium
  
• 
  Grier's Follies
  
• 
  Hannah and Haynes and pray for rain
  
• 
  Hart Lee Dykes is my homeboy
  
• 
  Hickory dickory dock... Who's the next Big Bang Clock? [ x ]
  
• 
  Holloway's Houseguests
  
• 
  If the Taylor Price is Right
  
• 
  Is your mother a prostitute? [ xxxxx ]
  
• 
  Kenny Sims Hash House
  
• 
  Kiper-McShay Slapfight
  
• 
  Krafty Applicants
  
• 
  Lateral Upside In Space 
  
• 
  Leon Russell's Blues 
  
• 
  Mel Kiper's Meat Market [ xxxxx ]
  
• Mike Mayock's Tremendous Upside 
• My Wonderlic Romance 
• Out of the Pan & Into the Fryar [ x ]
• Parcell's Grocery List [ xxxxxx ]
• 
  Plunkett Down
  
• 
  Punching a Hanging Chad Jackson
  
• 
  Reach'on for Tavon
  
• 
  Rice's Matich
  
• Second round reach around
• Shake Your Grier Thing
• So What If He Smoked Weed in College [ xxxx ]
• Somebody set up us the Bethel Johnson 
• Sons of Abba: Take a Chance On Me [ x ]
• Sons of Adrian Klemm
• 
  Sons of Gerhard Schwedes [ xx ]
  
• 
  Spergon Wynn is off the board
  
• 
  Starting a Ray Agnew
  
• 
  Stepsons of Marty Moore 
  
• 
  Taylor Price is wrong, b!tch!
  
• 
  Tate that
  
• 
  Teagan Doesn't Live Here Anymore
  
• 
  Temple Beth-el Johnson [ xx ]
  
• 
  The Aaron Hernandez Review: Where Character Counts
  
• 
  The Berman/Kiper Experience - Screwing Up the Draft since 1985
  
• 
  The Brady (Forty) 6
  
• The Canty Shuffle
• The Crapshoot We Care About
• The Fergusons of Lost Vagas
• The New England Patriots Have Traded Down [ xx ]
• The New York Jets have selected... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 
• The Rutgers Senior Class
• The Scarlet Knights Minor League Forum
• The Tebow pre-draft-visit game thread
• There's No Crying In the Green Room
• They'll definitely trade us Fitzgerald
• Three 2's are as good as a 1 [ x ]
• Tons of Mock Porn 
• Trading A Quarter For Three Dimes [ x ]
• Trading down [ xxxxxxx ]
• Tune in on Day 2
• Upton Bell's Playground
• Value
• Waiting on Shawn Crable
• Waiting to Inhale
• Wait, Who??? [ xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ]
• We Lee Dykes
• Weapons of Foxborough Mass Destruction
• Where Mel Kiper is 85% Wrong 100% of the Time [ xxx ]
• Where One GOAT is Better than Five
• 
  Where the three cone shuttle leads to the Super bowl shuffle
  
• 
  Where Trevor Matich is walking through that door
  
• 
  Who cares if he didn't get a combine invite? [ x ]
  
• 
  Who in the PK Sam Hell is that?
  
• 
  Who the Bet-hell Johnson is that?
  
• 
  Who'll be the next Kenneth Sims?
  
• 
  Wonderlic Me [ xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ]
  

The top several with the most seconds, thirds, etc. make the final poll. 

 

[soxfan121]

 
Alright fellas -- we need to narrow the list down so the voting can start. 
 
Here's the complete list so far, in alphabetical order (if I missed any please let me know):
 

• 
  All your Rutgers are belong to us
  
• Everybody Eugene Chung Tonight
• Parcells' Grocery List
• So What If He Smoked Weed in College
• The New England Patriots Have Traded Down
• Trading A Quarter For Three Dimes
• Wait, Who??? 
• Where Mel Kiper is 85% Wrong 100% of the Time
• 
  Who cares if he didn't get a combine invite?
  
• 
  Wonderlic Me 
  

The top several with the most seconds, thirds, etc. make the final poll. 
 

 
I'm unsure on how you want this to go, but those would be the selections I'd like to vote on. Not that the others weren't good or OK or incomprehensible but that the above would be a tough voting decision for me.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

My favorites so far:

• Everybody Eugene Chung Tonight
• Mel Kiper's Meat Market
• Sons of Abba: Take a Chance On Me
• Wonderlic Me 

However, I must say "Holloway's Houseguests," "Out of the Pan & Into the Fryar," "Taylor Price is wrong, b!tch!" and "Hickory dickory dock... Who's the next Big Bang Clock?" were quite well done as well.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

I'm unsure on how you want this to go, but those would be the selections I'd like to vote on. Not that the others weren't good or OK or incomprehensible but that the above would be a tough voting decision for me.

 
I think the top candidates will rise to the top soon -- those that gets repeated on most folks' lists. Then I'll make a quick poll to get us the winner. 

 

[dbn]

Sons of Gerhard Schwedes, or maybe Söhne von Gerhard Schwedes
 

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Sons of Gerhard Schwedes, or maybe Söhne von Gerhard Schwedes

 
Adding to the list, but from this point on new nominations -- regretfully -- will be graciously rejected. 

 

[Obstructed View]

Faves so far:
 
*Wait, who?
*Chasing Chad Jackson 
*Where Mel Kiper is 85% Wrong 100% of the time