NFL Week 1 Game Thread

[cshea]

Getting Rice his touches before he heads to jail

 

[Van Everyman]

They call that shit in the preseason and let that Chiefs RT move like a second early? Fuck you, NFL.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Respect is Kihntagious.

This thread is in jeopardy of going off the rails.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

They call that shit in the preseason and let that Chiefs RT move like a second early? Fuck you, NFL.

Its KCs signature pass protect move

 

[mauf]

My son targeted Rashee Rice in his fantasy drafts based on his old man’s advice that any fallout from Rice’s off-field behavior likely won’t come until after the season.

 

[gammoseditor]

Awful punt. That’s a shame.

 

[mauf]

Its KCs signature pass protect move

Are we sure the rest of the line wasn’t late? Because half the Ravens’ defense got into the backfield within two seconds after the snap.

 

[sezwho]

You can tell 100% pass vs run by whether the LT is cheating. By like a flipping yard

 

[Remagellan]

Terrible job by Lamar.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

I get why everyone outside of NE hated the Pats. I totally get it now

 

[Remagellan]

I get why everyone outside of NE hated the Pats. I totally get it now

KC would have to continue this for another decade and a half to really get where we were when it comes to that.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Pacheco isn’t the best receiving back, not a shock, not a natural route for him

 

[E5 Yaz]

I get why everyone outside of NE hated the Pats. I totally get it now

Don't worry, in 20 years the Chiefs will be irrelevant

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

KC would have to continue this for another decade and a half to really get where we were when it comes to that.

Speaking only for myself, I am already over this Chefs team and all of the lore around it.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

"Is Pacheco the one with all the shit on his face?"

"No, that's Jody. That's my wife"

 

[Remagellan]

Oh Ju-Ju.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

That's the Juju we know

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Bad Juju

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

RT doing his early jump thing again.

 

[Bergs]

Guy does his homework but his hyperbole and aversion to criticism just ruins him as an analyst

He's awful.

 

[Ale Xander]

Never change, Juju

 

[Remagellan]

That's the Juju we know

The judges were looking for "That's the Juju we knew", but they will give it to you.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

RT doing his early jump thing again.

That's OK. He's on the Chiefs.

 

[cornwalls@6]

It strains credulity to think anyone, ever, has found Kevin Hart funny,

 

[Ale Xander]

It's kinda weird having a game tomorrow too.

 

[Remagellan]

It's kinda weird having a game tomorrow too.

It's kinda AWESOME you mean!

 

[E5 Yaz]

Do the Chiefs have the most controversial kicker-punter duo in NFL history?

 

[Moonlight Graham]

Guess what still sucks? Kickoffs. The best solution is to just get rid of them. Yawn

 

[BusRaker]

It's kinda weird having a game tomorrow too.

It's on Peacock so there kinda isn't one

 

[cornwalls@6]

Henry is still a bull. Just blasts through his o lineman getting stood up.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Not bloody Likely.

 

[Remagellan]

It strains credulity to think anyone, ever, has found Kevin Hart funny,

He seems like a great dude, but I also do not get why he's as big a star as he is.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Put your hands together for Captain Nepo and the Refballs!

 

[Bergs]

Lamar Jackson is never winning shit.

 

[Cellar-Door]

what a terrible play call

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Why didn't they have anyone blocking for him?

 

[staz]

Lousy call.

 

[Remagellan]

what a terrible play call

Agreed.

 

[cornwalls@6]

What an awful play call.

 

[Dollar]

That's your play call? Just try to draw them offsides and take the delay of game if you're going to do that.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Annoying

 

[Mystic Merlin]

What the fuck was that formation/receiver split?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

That playcall was shite.

 

[ifmanis5]

Man, if that was a Josh call we'd light him up.

 

[nattysez]

John Harbaugh fucking up never gets old.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Spags is in Jackson and Harbaugh‘s heads.

 

[E5 Yaz]

This probably will be something that I find amusing but, on its Gamecast page, ESPN lists the divisions involved tonight this way:


They have the AFC West in alphabetical order, but the North has Baltimore listed last, on the presumption the Ravens will lose tonight

 

[Remagellan]

Why didn't they have anyone blocking for him?

Remember when Worthy scored on a play in which he seemed to have nine guys in front of him blocking? That play to Flowers was not that.

 

[Remagellan]

Spags is in Jackson and Harbaugh‘s heads.

If they put coordinators in the HoF, he should get in.

 

[Remagellan]

Both of these teams have been hurt by their former Pats receivers!